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Old 10-28-2002, 01:36 PM   #1
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Ruin a joke!

Shirley Temple walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, we have a drink named after you. Shirley Temple says, "You have a drink named Shirley Temple?" And the bartender says, "Yes."

A pirate walks into a bar, and he has a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says, "You have a steering wheel in your pants." So the pirate says, "Yarr! I know, and it be drivin me crazy."
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Old 10-28-2002, 01:41 PM   #2
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what bar would that be?
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Old 10-28-2002, 02:27 PM   #3
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What's the pirate's name?
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I didn't get the first one
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I didn't get the first one
I thought it was all one joke.

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I think something is being lost in the translation...
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I think something is being lost in the translation...
What, from 'Pirate' to English?
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Old 10-28-2002, 04:40 PM   #9
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Re: Ruin a joke!

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Shirley Temple walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, we have a drink named after you. Shirley Temple says, "You have a drink named Shirley Temple?" And the bartender says, "Yes."

A pirate walks into a bar, and he has a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says, "You have a steering wheel in your pants." So the pirate says, "Yarr! I know, and it be drivin me crazy."
Doesnt the pirate say "yes and its driving me nuts?" Thats what i heard
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Old 10-28-2002, 04:55 PM   #10
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I have a bad joke as well.. lets see if I can remember it....

Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck were talking, and Donald asked how Minnie was doing and Mickey replied that she was f*cking goofy and Donald said "well are you gonna put her in therapy?" and Mickey replied, I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy


its bad, i know
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Horrible... just horrible!!
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Old 10-28-2002, 05:39 PM   #12
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Re: Re: Ruin a joke!

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Doesnt the pirate say "yes and its driving me nuts?" Thats what i heard

That makes MUCH more sense!!
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Old 10-28-2002, 06:03 PM   #13
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I know a bad joke about a talking muffin............
But I'm not sharing it.
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Old 10-28-2002, 06:07 PM   #14
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I know a bad joke about a talking muffin............
But I'm not sharing it.

OOOOooooohhhhh, come on, now ya gotta share!
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Old 10-28-2002, 06:47 PM   #15
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Re: Re: Ruin a joke!

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Doesnt the pirate say "yes and its driving me nuts?" Thats what i heard
I THINK that is the whole point of this thread...is to screw up jokes so that they aren' t funny...though maybe I'm wrong cuz I'm kinda lost...
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