Ruin a joke!

[Not George Lucas]

Shirley Temple walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, we have a drink named after you. Shirley Temple says, "You have a drink named Shirley Temple?" And the bartender says, "Yes."

A pirate walks into a bar, and he has a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says, "You have a steering wheel in your pants." So the pirate says, "Yarr! I know, and it be drivin me crazy."

 

[Salome]

what bar would that be?

 

[meegannie]

What's the pirate's name?

 

[DrTeeth]

I didn't get the first one

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

I didn't get the first one

I thought it was all one joke.

 

[ouizy]

I think something is being lost in the translation...

 

[DrTeeth]

I think something is being lost in the translation...

What, from 'Pirate' to English?

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

What, from 'Pirate' to English?

 

[bono-vox]

Shirley Temple walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, we have a drink named after you. Shirley Temple says, "You have a drink named Shirley Temple?" And the bartender says, "Yes."

A pirate walks into a bar, and he has a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says, "You have a steering wheel in your pants." So the pirate says, "Yarr! I know, and it be drivin me crazy."

Doesnt the pirate say "yes and its driving me nuts?" Thats what i heard

 

[LizardU2]

I have a bad joke as well.. lets see if I can remember it....

Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck were talking, and Donald asked how Minnie was doing and Mickey replied that she was f*cking goofy and Donald said "well are you gonna put her in therapy?" and Mickey replied, I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy


its bad, i know

 

[Mrs. Vedder]

Horrible... just horrible!!

 

[bonosloveslave]

Re: Re: Ruin a joke!

Doesnt the pirate say "yes and its driving me nuts?" Thats what i heard

That makes MUCH more sense!!

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I know a bad joke about a talking muffin............
But I'm not sharing it.

 

[bonosloveslave]

I know a bad joke about a talking muffin............
But I'm not sharing it.

OOOOooooohhhhh, come on, now ya gotta share!

 

[Bonochick]

Re: Re: Ruin a joke!

Doesnt the pirate say "yes and its driving me nuts?" Thats what i heard

I THINK that is the whole point of this thread...is to screw up jokes so that they aren' t funny...though maybe I'm wrong cuz I'm kinda lost...

 

[meegannie]

Re: Re: Re: Ruin a joke!

I THINK that is the whole point of this thread...is to screw up jokes so that they aren' t funny...though maybe I'm wrong cuz I'm kinda lost...

That's what I thought too.

 

[mocool12]

haha i told those jokes to my roomie and we were laughing pretty damn hard.

NGL =
you too Dr. Teeth, so you know...

 

[Not George Lucas]

I THINK that is the whole point of this thread...is to screw up jokes so that they aren' t funny...though maybe I'm wrong cuz I'm kinda lost...