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Ronald to chew his own fat
Ronald McDonald, the cheery face of McDonald's burgers and fries, could be facing retirement to the deep-fat fryer in the sky.
Advertising bosses at the fast-food restaurants don't think he's hip enough for 21st century kids.
And now they are thinking of ditching the clown.
He's already been given the sack in other countries. France replaced him with cartoon Viking Asterix in January 2002 because he wasn't cool enough.
The 40-year-old red-headed clown was a hero for many burger-munching kids. He had friends too.
In fact he had a whole gang of them, including the bun-pinching Ham Burgler, Birdie and Grimace.
But there is some good news for the ginger clown. A McDonald's spokesperson said he's still popular at kids' parties in the UK!
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heres the masked bandit in better times.
does this fellow still trust the ronald?
what about now?
quoting ted connors, ronald mcdonald is a "Global Colonizing Force for Shit Culture, Mass Murderer of Mammals and Forests, and Corruptor of Youth."
Ronald says "heil hitler! heil!!!"
Ronald McDonald, the cheery face of McDonald's burgers and fries, could be facing retirement to the deep-fat fryer in the sky.
Advertising bosses at the fast-food restaurants don't think he's hip enough for 21st century kids.
And now they are thinking of ditching the clown.
He's already been given the sack in other countries. France replaced him with cartoon Viking Asterix in January 2002 because he wasn't cool enough.
The 40-year-old red-headed clown was a hero for many burger-munching kids. He had friends too.
In fact he had a whole gang of them, including the bun-pinching Ham Burgler, Birdie and Grimace.
But there is some good news for the ginger clown. A McDonald's spokesperson said he's still popular at kids' parties in the UK!
---
heres the masked bandit in better times.
does this fellow still trust the ronald?
what about now?
quoting ted connors, ronald mcdonald is a "Global Colonizing Force for Shit Culture, Mass Murderer of Mammals and Forests, and Corruptor of Youth."
Ronald says "heil hitler! heil!!!"