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Old 05-07-2003, 05:05 PM   #1
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ronald mcdonald - man of ruin

Ronald to chew his own fat

Ronald McDonald, the cheery face of McDonald's burgers and fries, could be facing retirement to the deep-fat fryer in the sky.

Advertising bosses at the fast-food restaurants don't think he's hip enough for 21st century kids.

And now they are thinking of ditching the clown.

He's already been given the sack in other countries. France replaced him with cartoon Viking Asterix in January 2002 because he wasn't cool enough.

The 40-year-old red-headed clown was a hero for many burger-munching kids. He had friends too.

In fact he had a whole gang of them, including the bun-pinching Ham Burgler, Birdie and Grimace.

But there is some good news for the ginger clown. A McDonald's spokesperson said he's still popular at kids' parties in the UK!

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heres the masked bandit in better times.







does this fellow still trust the ronald?



what about now?



quoting ted connors, ronald mcdonald is a "Global Colonizing Force for Shit Culture, Mass Murderer of Mammals and Forests, and Corruptor of Youth."

Ronald says "heil hitler! heil!!!"

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the picture of the rat going into the blender made me realize how lucky the children of the world would be if they were to consume that as opposed to currently used grade f solidified sewage.
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No toy in your Happy Meal, bear?
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No toy in your Happy Meal, bear?
haha, that's a good response. *high five
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I've always found Mr. McDonald to be quite creepy, but then again most clowns are.



and oh yeah, McDonalds tastes like shit.
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i had a macdonalds birthday party when i was 7.

that fecking clown didnt show up tho.
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i had a macdonalds birthday party when i was 7.

that fecking clown didnt show up tho.
Were you upset that he was a no show?
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I had a mcdonalds birthday party too when I was 7

If you're nice I'll post a pic
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I cant stand Mcds!!!
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I had a mcdonalds birthday party too when I was 7
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France replaced him with cartoon Viking Asterix in January 2002 because he wasn't cool enough.
Oh, great. Our cultural icons aren't good enough for the French.
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tiny dancer - no i wasnt upset, i think i was more intrested in the playdoh in the party bag

sicy - um i have a pic somewhere too, a silly crummy polaroid one.



seems like lots of people had parties there when they were 7 ... must have been the coolest 7 year old thing to do
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