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Old 03-08-2007, 12:00 PM   #1
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Evander Holyfield Is As Sneaky As You Think He'd Be
This story from Sports Illustrated is certainly picking up some steam. Say what you want about Michael Vick using the Ron Mexico pseudonym, at least he was smart enough to use a name much different than what appears on his driver's license. Evander Holyfield's alleged pseudonym to obtain various chemical enhancements? Just what you'd expect from a punch drunk underdog who never knew when to quit.


In June 2004 a patient named Evan Fields picked up three vials of testosterone and related injection supplies from a Columbus, Ga., doctor, traced through Applied. Later that month Fields also obtained five vials of Saizen and three months later returned for treatment of hypogonadism, a condition whereby sex glands produce little or no hormones. Investigators noted that Fields shares both the birth date and home address of former heavyweight champion Evander Holyfield. What's more, when SI called a phone number on a Post-It note attached to the Fields patient file, Holyfield answered. (Holyfield, who at 44 continues to fight professionally, told SI that he knew nothing of the drugs. Through Main Events, the promotional company that represents him, he released a statement denying any steroid use.)


Evan Fields, huh? What, Fieldvander Holyevan was taken?
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Thats like me posting here under the pseudonym Hugh's Son.
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Next thing you know, Pottie Scippin will be in the news.

Don't know who that is...
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This might be funnier than Ron Mexico.
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This might be funnier than Ron Mexico.
Awww, I still gotta go with Ron Mexico. It has a certain ring to it.

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What's more, when SI called a phone number on a Post-It note attached to the Fields patient file, Holyfield answered. (Holyfield, who at 44 continues to fight professionally, told SI that he knew nothing of the drugs.
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