Rockall, North Atlantic Superthread

[coolian2]

just wanted to tell axver we're downtown for the weekend, which means i'll be hearing (and seeing) trams all weekend

it sounds like someone throwing a metal trash can down a flight of stairs, fyi.

 

[Slopsy]

I'm going to watch the episode of Glee I taped last night Expectations are high.

 

[Axver]

Morning, folks.

just wanted to tell axver we're downtown for the weekend, which means i'll be hearing (and seeing) trams all weekend

Some of them are old Melbourne trams too!

 

[coolian2]

 

[Slopsy]

WHY don't I own this.

 

[Axver]

WHY don't I own this.

I was kind of figuring you must own the company that makes it!

 

[Slopsy]

I was kind of figuring you must own the company that makes it!

I WISH!

 

[Slopsy]

Email from Ticketmaster: Review your event - Big Day Out!

Would "oh my fucking god I filled my pants" be an appropriate review?

 

[Axver]

I WISH!

I'm still surprised you don't at the very least own a pig farm.

 

[Slopsy]

I used to live up the road from a pig farm in England. The smell was unbelievable.

 

[Axver]

Pig farm vs sewag treatment plant ...?

 

[Slopsy]

I would pick the pig farm. But only just!

 

[Axver]

Alright, so I'll reconsider buying you a pig farm for your birthday ...

 

[Slopsy]

Screw the farm, just get me some pigs. I pigs. Oh and get me someone to clean up after them too.

 

[Axver]

Would you prefer the pigs, or the equivalent weight in bacon that's ready to eat?

 

[Slopsy]

What kind of a question is that!

Although pigs themselves are cute. Not crunk pigs, though.

 

[Axver]

Oh shit, do I have to send these crunk pigs back to Albuquerque now?

 

[Slopsy]

Oh...I mean...oh this is awkward.

I uh, love me some crunk pigs!

 

[Slopsy]

Also, I am somewhat UPSET that your birthday card has not arrived yet.

 

[Axver]

I also found you a couple of skunks.

 

[Axver]

Also, I am somewhat UPSET that your birthday card has not arrived yet.

I haven't checked the mail in a couple of days though ...!

 

[Slopsy]

Oh BOY! Skunks! I saw quite a few skunks at the BDO.

OH!!! AND a woman wearing a t-shirt that said "haters keep on hatin'." HATTERS GONNA HAT.

 

[Slopsy]

I haven't checked the mail in a couple of days though ...!

Oh. Well. That just won't do.

 

[Axver]

OH!!! AND a woman wearing a t-shirt that said "haters keep on hatin'." HATTERS GONNA HAT.

I think I need a shirt like this.

 

[Slopsy]

I think I need a shirt like this.

I almost stole it from her. But she was fat and sweaty, I wasn't so keen.

 

[Axver]

I almost stole it from her. But she was fat and sweaty, I wasn't so keen.

Don't steal from manatees.

 

[Slopsy]

No hooray for work o'clock.

 

[coolian2]

a friend of mine has pigs.

she's a vegetarian. i think that's wasteful. she also works at burger fuel. figure that.

 

[Axver]

See you, Charlotte.

a friend of mine has pigs.

she's a vegetarian. i think that's wasteful. she also works at burger fuel. figure that.

This completely boggles my mind.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

a friend of mine has pigs.

she's a vegetarian. i think that's wasteful. she also works at burger fuel. figure that.

ahh yes, burger fuel. the place where plain means...give me everything and extra mayo!