River Piddle, Dorset Superthread

[Serena Vox]

Welcome back.

I'm just about to go. It's bloody late. It was so much easier to leave the Superthread when it used to be dead around 1-2am!

That's probably my fault, eh?

 

[the tourist]

hi everyone

bye everyone

KHAN!

 

[Serena Vox]

Having a William Shatner moment?

 

[Axver]

It's a date!

Shall I bring baseball caps to burn at the stake?

Awesome. Yes, baseball caps would make for very good kindling, I hope.

 

[the tourist]

Aww. Well, cool to have you around now, at least.

Well, yeah. I know, I know. I let things like this get to my head, y'know. I'm a superstar. You guys need me. Etc.

 

[RavenBlue]

Should I have a crunch bar or a kitkat?

 

[the tourist]

Having a William Shatner moment?

Wow. Someone got the reference?

 

[Axver]

Well, yeah. I know, I know. I let things like this get to my head, y'know. I'm a superstar. You guys need me. Etc.

Spoken just like a future guitarist in a famous rockband.

How's the music coming, anyway?

 

[Galeongirl]

Axver and Serena, sitting in a tree....


burning Pfan?

 

[Serena Vox]

Awesome. Yes, baseball caps would make for very good kindling, I hope.

If they don't, we can pour gasoline on them and bust up a few wooden bats, right?

 

[the tourist]

Should I have a crunch bar or a kitkat?

When in doubt, have a carrot.

 

[Axver]

That's probably my fault, eh?

Yeah, it's convenient to just blame you.

 

[Serena Vox]

Wow. Someone got the reference?

I think I have seen that movie far too many times...

 

[the tourist]

Spoken just like a future guitarist in a famous rockband.

How's the music coming, anyway?

Pretty good. We've written 8 new songs since I joined in March.

 

[Galeongirl]

When in doubt, have a carrot.

uh, you're in the wrong crowd with these lot then... they all seem to hate carrots!

 

[Axver]

Should I have a crunch bar or a kitkat?

BOTH.

 

[the tourist]

I think I have seen that movie far too many times...

You can never have too much of the Wrath of Khan.

 

[RavenBlue]

Oh but baseball caps have far more function beyond just being worn during baseball games.

I baseball caps.

 

[the tourist]

uh, you're in the wrong crowd with these lot then... they all seem to hate carrots!

Why?????! Carrots are amazing!

 

[Serena Vox]

Axver and Serena, sitting in a tree....


burning Pfan?

If I could find a way to rhyme that, I would...but I have no idea what would work. So I'll just

 

[Axver]

If they don't, we can pour gasoline on them and bust up a few wooden bats, right?

Sounds great. I'm sure the uniforms will burn well too.

 

[Serena Vox]

You can never have too much of the Wrath of Khan.

I suppose you're right.
Well said.

 

[Axver]

Axver and Serena, sitting in a tree....


burning Pfan?

 

[Serena Vox]

Yeah, it's convenient to just blame you.

Just like I blame you for my addiction to this place.

 

[Axver]

Pretty good. We've written 8 new songs since I joined in March.

Ah, cool to hear.

 

[Axver]

Just like I blame you for my addiction to this place.

We have such a negative cycle of blame going on here.

I blame you for it.

 

[Serena Vox]

Sounds great. I'm sure the uniforms will burn well too.

Hell yeah. And if not, gasoline my friend.

But remember to bring some Subway to eat by the fire.

 

[Axver]

Hell yeah. And if not, gasoline my friend.

But remember to bring some Subway to eat by the fire.

And choccie muffins for dessert!

Anyway, I'll be there at 5, and it's past 4:30 now, so I better make a move!

 

[Serena Vox]

We have such a negative cycle of blame going on here.

I blame you for it.

And I blame you for blaming me.

 

[the tourist]

Ah, cool to hear.

Apparently, a lot of it is inspired by Weezer's Pinkerton album, a band called The National, and then Pedro The Lion's Control album.