Review the last movie you viewed (NO LISTS) III

[Lancemc]

I love your WK-W love.

I love that you love my WK-W love.

*2046 soundtrack plays in itunes*

 

[lazarus]

"I loved that he loved my love for his WK-W love..."

(in voiceover)

 

[No spoken words]

I love the ballad of Lancearus.

 

[Lancemc]

"I loved that he loved my love for his WK-W love..."

(in voiceover)

I think that's the only correct responce at this point.

You win.

 

[Lancemc]

I love Lance.

fixed

 

[No spoken words]

I love Lance's Mom

 

[corianderstem]

I love Lamp.

There, that's even better.

Edit: NSW beat me to the edit and was funnier. Damn.

 

[lazarus]

fixed

...another word for neutered.

 

[Lancemc]

Who doesn't?

 

[Lancemc]

...another word for EveryoneLovesLance

 

[lazarus]

...another word for EveryoneLovesLance...except Zooey.

Sorry I had to be the one to tell you.

 

[Lancemc]

You...have no heart.

 

[No spoken words]

.

 

[No spoken words]

...another word for EveryoneLovesLance...except Zooey.

QFT

 

[Lancemc]

...another word for My name is lazarus and I have no friends, and it doesn't really matter how uninspired this joke is because I'm a dick.

 

[lazarus]

You...deserve her so much more than I do.

I figured you'd eventually realize that.

: onefromthevaults:

 

[No spoken words]

Dear World,

We no longer care who knows about our love for one another. We are hopping in Lazarus' Van, and we're going to drive across America, stopping in every major city to see a movie.

We hope our story inspires all of you to not attach stigmas to internet relationships, or relationships between 30+ year old men and people that were in HS when Apocalypse Redux was released.

We've never been happier.

Also, NSW, my Mom (this is Lance right now typing) says "hi" and "I miss you".

This is a lame note but we're too tired to really make it actually funny. The concept itself will have to suffice.

-Lancearus

 

[lazarus]

Damn it, what's so taboo about threesomes? It would be like that movie Boys on the Side, but we'd call it Girls on the Side instead!

 

[No spoken words]

I guess the lesson here is that brevity is the soul of wit.

 

[Lancemc]

I guess the lesson here is that brevity is the soul of wit.

Hmmm, on second thought I had better not.

 

[No spoken words]

You might as well.

 

[Lancemc]

Well, now it's been built up too much, there's no way it can live up to the hype.

 

[No spoken words]

Kind of like Grease 2.

 

[Lancemc]

Kind of like me.










...in bed.

 

[No spoken words]

I actually think it lived up to the hype, and managed to be painfully accurate all at the same time.

 

[Lancemc]

 

[No spoken words]

I kid because I care. I'm like Sting.

Tantra ahoy.

Goodnight kids!!

 

[lazarus]

I guess the lesson here is that lazarus is the soul of wit.

Well said, well said.

Now tantra yourself to sleep.

 

[Lancemc]

I guess the lesson here is that lazarus is about as funny as a bowl of tit.

...which could actually be pretty damn funny, come to think of it.

 

[lazarus]

It's a good thing you didn't hype that one.