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Old 06-02-2003, 03:23 PM   #1
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Rene Appreciation Thread...

as the legend goes...

one day rene said to celine... "celine, i will make you a star. you will sing annoying songs about selfish english chicks who refuse to share their piece of wood with their dying boyfriend...

you will pretend to drive mini-vans in commercials...

and you shall wear one-piece suits which you will use to smuggle yo-yo's for me...
do this, and you shall be a star."
so celine answered "oh that sounds wonderful, renee. how can i ever repay you?"
and renee replied, "simple, my dear. you shall wait until you turn 18, and then you shall claim that you all of a sudden out of the blue fell in love with me, a 50 year old balding fat man. and if you do this, you shall be that star."

and so it was... and it was good.

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