Reality TV sinks lower (if that is possible)

[elevated_u2_fan]

Thank you to the lowest common denominator...

Paris Hilton seeks new best friend in reality TV show

Wanna be best friends with Paris Hilton? The hotel heiress/socialite/actress/singer is to star in a new reality series for MTV in which a group of girls will share a house in LA and compete to become her new best friend.

”I’m really excited about this concept - I’m going to meet a lot of great girlfriends,” Paris, 27, told In Touch magazine. “I never got to go to college and this will be my chance to be in a sorority and have that experience.”

Should Nicole Richie, who starred with Hilton in reality TV show “The Simple Life,” be jealous? “Of course, my real best friend will always be Nicole,” said Hilton. “She’s like my sister - but now she’s busy with her daughter, Harlow.”

“It’ll be great to meet a girl who’s not too Hollywood, who I can get along with and hang out with when the show is done,” she says. “It’s really exciting!”

That last part, altogether now: Yeeeahhh, riiight....

I have nothing else to say about this really, I am speechless...

 

[No spoken words]

Same sentiment. What the hell am I gonna say about this that I've not already said about shows like this, or about MTV/VH1 in general? Pathetic.

 

[corianderstem]

who keeps telling Paris that she's remotely interesting?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

who keeps telling Paris that she's remotely interesting?

thank you! I mean, someone must be right? Who is this person?

I think I need to send out the Rescue Pets Assassination Squad...

 

[No spoken words]

who keeps telling Paris that she's remotely interesting?

TV Execs? Magazine editors. Consumers.

We're all gonna die.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

We're all gonna die.

I think Pla had a great idea for a TV show:

http://www.chippynews.com/worldclock.htm

 

[No spoken words]

That thing is mesmerizing.

Pla is, as you need not be told, great. I once gave her a napkin. It's true.

 

[BluRmGrl]

My God, she's just a walking infection on the human race. Surely if someone doused her with peroxide (not just her hair), she'd just fizzled out into a puddle that could be cleaned away.... wouldn't she?????

 

[GibsonGirl]

I never got to go to college

I wonder why.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I wonder why.

I'm sure daddy could have bought her a college if she wanted one..

 

[Tiger Edge]

That thing is mesmerizing.

Pla is, as you need not be told, great. I once gave her a napkin. It's true.

I remember that. I appreciate you taking it after I blew my nose in it. Really shows determination.

 

[No spoken words]

I remember that. I appreciate you taking it after I blew my nose in it. Really shows determination.

Oh, that was just mucus? Whew.

 

[GibsonGirl]

I'm sure daddy could have bought her a college if she wanted one..

True, but he'd also have to buy her a degree.

 

[No spoken words]

He'd also have to buy her hooked on phonics beforehand.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

True, but he'd also have to buy her a degree.

that probably would have been cheaper...

 

[GibsonGirl]

that probably would have been cheaper...

Yeah. But on second thought, Paris thinks college is about joining sororities. The degree probably wouldn't have mattered much to her.

 

[EdgeIsTooSexy]

wow, i really dont think ive ever heard anything lamer than this.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

wow, i really dont think ive ever heard anything lamer than this.

give it time...

 

[myusernamehere]

I don't see this as being any worse or better than most of the other MTV/VH1 reality shows that are on now.

The show will find an audience, and people will talk about it (like in this thread).

Funny thing about Paris Hilton "news"; Everyone always complains that she's famous for nothing, yet people keep talking about her, which is keeping her famous, so she must be doing something?

 

[Lila64]

I think I need to send out the Rescue Pets Assassination Squad...

BRING IT!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Funny thing about Paris Hilton "news"; Everyone always complains that she's famous for nothing, yet people keep talking about her, which is keeping her famous, so she must be doing something?

Don't try and trap me in some sort of web of circular logic, I'm with the phone company...

 

[Dalton]

Don't try and trap me in some sort of web of circular logic, I'm with the phone company...

:brilliant:

 

[U2isthebest]

True, but he'd also have to buy her a degree.

And look what happened when George Bush's dad did that.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

And look what happened when George Bush's dad did that.

I was gonna say the same thing!

 

[U2isthebest]

I was gonna say the same thing!

It's like we're soulmates....except it's our minds.

 

[one4u2]

She really needs to just disappear I can't stomach her

 

[VintagePunk]

I wonder why.

Heh. I was just about to quote the same portion.

Poor little heiress.

 

[JCOSTER]

I think I would rather be alone than to submitt myself to a show searching for a new friend. Maybe Paris should take a hint. No one wants anything to do with her.

Someone on tv had mentioned once that the people that become her friend end up all screwed up. They said she was like Typhoid Mary.

 

[Pearl]

Gosh, how desperate do you have to be for media attention to make a reality show about yourself looking for a friend? The point of the show sounds so pathetic!

 

[BoMac]

wow, i really dont think ive ever heard anything lamer than this.

Have you not heard of the Toronto Maple Leafs?


Anyway, I couldn't care less about Paris Hilton.