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25 Best Country Songs Titles Of All Time

These are all genuine songs, mainly released in the United States (how surprising).

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye!

I Don't Know whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling

If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life,Then Number Two On You

I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run - So we're even

Mamma Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Getting' Better

I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight,Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

I'm So Miserable Without You; It's like Having You Here

I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin'On My Back And Cryin' Over You

If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now

My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

Please Bypass This Heart

She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

She's Lookin' Better After Every Beer

I Haven't Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few
 
diamond said:

These are all genuine songs, mainly released in the United States (how surprising).


so... where I'm I supose to catch any country song if it isn't in the US ?
 
My favs:

I Haven't Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

I'm So Miserable Without You; It's like Having You Here

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye!

I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight,Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run - So we're even


My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
 
this one made me laugh out loud..

"I Don't Know whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling "


I struggle with that everyday...

:lmao:
 
Don't know what this one's called but I saw Kinky Friedman singing it years ago on the telly and it has stuck in my head:mad:


"Old Ben Lucas, had a lot of mucas, comin' right outta his nose.
He'd pick and he'd pick, til' it made you sick, but back again he'd go.":ohmy:
 
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