Raumati Beach Superthread

[Reggo]

Riley also put a deep-fried shrimp and three of his fries in a water jug sitting behind our table that our waiter had just poured drinks out of. Then he decided to squeeze the insides of a fry out, crumble it into bits and then toss it like confetti. Then he wrenched my mom's mouth open and poked her in the uvula. Then dipped one of his fries in my salsa and tried to force-feed it to her.

Going out to eat is so much fun.

 

[Slopsy]

Back.

Wow, Reggo, that sounds...fun...

 

[Reggo]

That was in a span of, say, 10 minutes or so.

 

[Axver]

You should play a game of seeing how many funny looks you can get from other diners. Try to beat the previous best, things like that.

 

[Axver]

Holy shit it's raining.

 

[Reggo]

You should play a game of seeing how many funny looks you can get from other diners. Try to beat the previous best, things like that.

Holy shit it's raining.

See? Even the weather knows it's Axver's birthday.

ETA: That sounds a lot more offensive than I meant it to. What I meant was, the weather knows Axver likes things cool, so it's raining.

 

[Axver]

It's not even 20C and raining.

MOAR PLEASE.

 

[Slopsy]

Clearly the weather likes you!

Have some of Auckland's humidity.

 

[Axver]

It's 14.7 at Essendon Airport! The lowest reading - by at least 3 degrees - of any weather station in metropolitan Melbourne. The weather knoooows.

 

[Slopsy]

It's tricking you, luring you into a false sense of security. Next thing you know it'll be 50 degrees!

 

[Axver]

It's tricking you, luring you into a false sense of security. Next thing you know it'll be 50 degrees!

Oh, that's Melbourne all the time anyway!

 

[Reggo]

I'm off in search of Axver birthday food.

 

[Axver]

I'm off in search of Axver birthday food.

Make sure this includes chocolate and/or pizza.

 

[Cin]

:belated,slightlyhungoverandembarrasedfuckyeah!!:


HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN



sorry for disappearing like that last night/this morning

 

[Slopsy]

Hey Cin!

You're not the only slightly hungover one

 

[Axver]

Hahaha, I expected you might be ... a bit hungover, Cin.

 

[Cin]

Hey Cin!

You're not the only slightly hungover one

I actually felt fairly decent when I got up abuot 15 mins ago. The seediness is creepin in though. Might have a banana to wake me up.

 

[Slopsy]

Yeah, I felt fine when I woke up! I'm deteriorating gradually as the day progresses, though.

 

[Slopsy]

It started when I was in Foodtown and I bought this wine just because I liked the colour of it.

 

[Cin]

Hahaha, I expected you might be ... a bit hungover, Cin.

yeah a little. had fun though.



How's 23 treating you so far?

 

[Cin]

It started when I was in Foodtown and I bought this wine just because I liked the colour of it.

Well how else are you meant to choose it? I guess if it has a nice pic on the front

 

[Axver]

It started when I was in Foodtown and I bought this wine just because I liked the colour of it.

What's wrong with this? Colour can be an indicator of quality ...

 

[Axver]

Well how else are you meant to choose it? I guess if it has a nice pic on the front

You read the wanky description on the back and see how high it registers on your handy dandy snob-o-meter.

 

[Slopsy]

What's wrong with this? Colour can be an indicator of quality ...

Yeah yeah, of course, but I was halfway to the checkout before I even noticed what kind of wine it was! I could have picked up something I really hated just because it was a nice colour!

 

[Cin]

oh dear, I feel a little bit like i'm gonna chuck. . . .deep breaths, maybe some water. This milky drink was probably a bad idea.


I fear I may not make it to the big smoke today.

 

[Slopsy]

You read the wanky description on the back and see how high it registers on your handy dandy snob-o-meter.

I bought a different brand of moscato today because it had something funny on the label. I've forgotten what, though, I'll find it later!

 

[Cin]

You read the wanky description on the back and see how high it registers on your handy dandy snob-o-meter.

see what sort of notes it has? I like wood so oakey would be a bonus.

 

[Slopsy]

I thought I was gonna vomit last night after I went to bed. It was a close thing.

 

[Axver]

How's 23 treating you so far?

It's started out pretty well I reckon! Here's to it being better than 22.

 

[Cin]

I thought I was gonna vomit last night after I went to bed. It was a close thing.

Is it wrong that a bucket has an almost permanant place in the bedroom? I however, have not had to use it once