Dear Rhode Island Department of Transportation,IWasBored said:
Dear Schmeg,
We did it with you in mind. Don't you like it?
Sorrowfully yours,
Rhode Island Department of Transportation
Don't get me wrong. You're doing a lovely job, a tenth of a mile at a time. I'm sure at this rate it will only take you 17 years, but as they say, Rome wasn't built in a day.
How about I show you my schedule and you leave the road open until after I've gone through? I can handle scooting into the breakdown lane of 95, but driving through Cowville and East Overshoe to get there is wearing on my nerves.
With Road Rage,
Schmeg