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Old 03-05-2003, 04:18 AM   #1
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Randoooom SNL Quote Thread...

You lika the randoom SNL quote thread, eh?
The randoom SNL quote thread is good, eh?
I get you a randroom SNL quote thread...
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Old 03-05-2003, 04:21 AM   #2
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Kids, why dont behave yourselves and get off of the shed?

Kids, why dont you come over here with the rest of us and get off of the shed?

There will be a meeting between my foot and your ass if you dont get off of the shed!!! Now GET OFF THE SHED!!!

I will punch you in the face if you dont get off of the shed, GET OFF THE SHED!!!!
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Old 03-05-2003, 04:26 AM   #3
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This is how you answer a door in my neighborhood boys and girls... WHO IS IT??????
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Old 03-05-2003, 04:28 AM   #4
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What the hell is that?

What the hell is that thing?

What in THE hell is that?

Oh I know what that is......WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

Hey you, get away from that thing. No, dont put your lips on it!!

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?
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Old 03-05-2003, 04:31 AM   #5
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woooo... it's a lady
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well it comes from an old schwetti family recipie. nothing can top my schwetti balls.
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We come from France
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Not gonna do it, not gonna do it. Wouldnt be prudent in this juncture.
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bears... bears... bears... bulls... bulls... bulls... ditka... ditka... dikta...

-ditka vs. da hurricane? who would win?
-what if the hurricane was named ditka?

-how may heartattacks is that now?
-that would be da baker's dozen...

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bulls da bulls da bulls da bulls da bulls...
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well maybe i don't "look the part"
i'm not "svelt"
i don't "look comfortbale on camera"
i don't "understand what's going on in the news"
i'm not "likeable"
i don't "get along with people"
i don't "wear the latest clothes"
or even ones that "don't reek"
i don't "change my underwear"
i don't "exercise"
and when i do sweat i don't "shower"
i don't "clean my crotch"
i "make baby's cry"
i... i'm flying... i'm flying!!! holy schnikes somebody save me
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Hot tub, gonna make ya hot, gonna work up a sweat.
Hot tub, gonna get ya hot, gonna make ya wet.

Should I get in the hot tub?
Yeah!!
Is it gonna make me sweat?
Yeah!
Should I get in the hot tub?
Yeah!!
Is it gonna make me wet?
Yeah!!

Well, well, well....

OOOWWWW! Too hot in the hot tub.
I cant stand it, but I gotta get in the hot tub.
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ooooooookeeyyyyy dokey my name is matt foley. and i am a motivational speaker. first off i am 35 years old, i am thrice divorced, and i live in a van down by the river.
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This just goes to prove my theory that Germans love David Hasselhoff.
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welllllllllllll ladie frickin' dah

well is that billy matlock over there?
well you're gonna be able to do a lot of lawyering when you're living in a van down by the river!
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Hey dad, who do we got over there? Is that Bill Shakespear?

Actually Matt, we encourage him writing.

Dad, why dont you do me a favor and SHUT YOUR YOUR TRAPHOLE!!
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