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Old 03-07-2003, 04:57 PM   #106
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Old 03-07-2003, 05:03 PM   #107
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(Dana Carvey's "Cooking With Monkey", lightly paraphrased)

..so now we are going to go to our viewer mail:

Dear ----,

I am struggling with a dinner party where I would definately like to serve monkey. For most it will be their first introduction to dishes with monkey. What do you suggest, maybe Monkey Flambee?


Well dear viewer, perhaps the sight of you wheeling the burning monkey into the dining room might be a tad overwhelming for a first-timers introduction to monkey...maybe I could suggest a Monkey Meatloaf or Monkey au Champignon

So now we go to the restaurant, where in fine Cooking with Monkey form, guests are offered their choice for their meal, everytime!

"I'd like the small one hanging off the big one over there..."

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Old 03-07-2003, 05:37 PM   #108
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Old 03-08-2003, 01:23 AM   #110
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Old 03-10-2003, 09:38 AM   #114
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What?! Four years?!! I thought this was like a fishing contest - you get your trophy, get your picture taken and go home!
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