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Old 03-07-2003, 05:43 PM   #1
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Outstanding quotes like "Arnie-isms" or other cheesy lines...

Movies, TV, Music... anything goes...

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"are you gonna fight back, or are you just gonna stand there and bleed" - Kurt Russell

"you called on the thunder..." - Kurt Russell.
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I got the skills to pay the bills - Beastie Boys

No talent ass clown - Office Space

Cock Gobblers - Office Space
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So I went up to her dormitory, and asked the girl where's room three...

Oh baby, you, you've got what I need... but you say he's just a friend...
- Biz Markie...
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I like showering with other guys - Cujo
Miss Cleo is hot - Cujo
I once open mouth kissed a horse - Cujo
Incest is best - Cujo
Mark Tremonti is the best guitar player of all time - Cujo
I wish u2popmofo was my boyfriend - Cujo
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Old 03-07-2003, 06:00 PM   #5
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what rash- mofo
oh that rash- mofo
I'm telling you its not a rash- mofo
ok it is a rash- mofo
hugh grant is one hot piece of ass- mofo
I can't believe you gave me that rash- cujo
I can't believe you gave me that rash- arw
why is it so small- arw
its not the size baby, its the motion in the ocean- mofo
I wish cujo was my boyfriend - (actually I can't confirm this quote, since no one has ever said it)...
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Paul McGuinness is a sexy beast- mofo

Sad thing is folks, that quote is real...
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Miss Cleo is one fine piece of booty- u2popmofo
Horse Whisperer? No I'm a horse molester- u2popmofo
Cujo... now that's what I call a manwich- u2popmofo
Horse Whisperer? No I'm a man-whore- u2popmofo
I wish u2popmofo was my boyfriend - u2popmofo
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Everything I say is a lie - Cujo
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Everything I say is a lie - Cujo
If everything I say is a lie, does that means I'm lying about that statement?... am I lying about telling the truth, or truthfully lying?




Cujo you're such an idiot- u2popmofo
I am a loser- cujo
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this had Cujo and Mofo written all over it.
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I'm just glad they haven't shut down the thread yet... also grateful for more than one reply.

Thanks arw...(I even quoted you)...

Are we becoming too predictable... too vanilla...

Don't worry I think of something good... I didn't waste my time reading all that Shakespeare without getting inspired...


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I starred in all of the Indiana Incest videos- u2popmofo

I was the "unit" production manager for all the Indiana Incest videos- cujo

Kiss Rulz- cujo

Courtney Love is Hot- cujo

Def Leppard, Glass Tiger, Whitesnake... just give me those three bands, a pound of butter, and some Hooter's hot wings... good times... F***'in eh!!!- cujo

Richard Simmons is Mantastic- cujo

aboot- cujo

I am a golden dog- cujo

Oh man, after visiting pleba for the fifteenth time I had to take a shower... a golden shower!- u2popmofo

you guys are jackasses- arw

perogies!!!- cujo

[insert hilarious insult about cujo]- arw, u2popmofo, IWB, headache in a suitcase... pretty much all members of Randoooom

I feel strangely at home in this place- cujo (after first visit to PLEBA)

time for a kiester-kicking cujo- u2popmofo
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keep your day job

I can't tell you how hard I am laughing right now Cujo

I'd like proof of when I called you a jackass.

I doubted your knowledge of Shakespeare and was proven wrong, but calling you a jackass....never
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cujo feel bad- cujo
arw is a jackass- cujo (if he had the guts to say it outloud)...
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Originally posted by cujo

arw is a jackass- cujo (if he had the guts to say it outloud)...

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ouch, man those Edge fans really pinch hard...- cujo
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