Randoooom One Liners

[cujo]

Any one up for a sweaty bout of Greco-Roman wrestling - Headache in A Suitcase

 

[cujo]

I was standing, you were there... two walls collided, and they could never tear us apart! - u2popmofo

Ahhhhhhhhhhh! - members of PLEBA

 

[cujo]

obviously I do - u2popmofo/cujo

yes, you must quote on this thread, or pretend like it is a "one-liner"- cujo

I am the law- Sylvester Stallone

 

[Schmeg]

FINE I SEE HOW IT IS!!! I guess I'm not a randoomer.........I guess I'll just go back to pleba

Yeah, I second that one!

I'm devastated that I've read all the way to page 6 and I haven't yet appeared in this thread! --Schmeg

hno: ...I can't believe I've read all the way to page 6 in this thread...--Schmeg

I'm sooooo glad I've read all the way to page 6 and I haven't yet appeared in this thread!!! --Schmeg

Schmeg pops into all the long threads waaay too late and tries real hard to fit in. And often buys too many vowels. --Randoomers

 

[cujo]

the more the better... if its just me it sounds crazy-cujo

but Schmeg, to be initiated you have to insult one of us... it is required... you should be glad you aren't on the first six pages... I think that I was either on Opium or high on Neil Diamond- cujo

 

[Schmeg]

Arg! I don't spend enough time in Randoom to think up an insult for anyone!!-- Schmeg

Okay, how's this:

Mmmm...Neil Diamond... --Cujo

 

[cujo]

I have been shamed, welcome to the madness- cujo

 

[u2popmofo]

I like talking to myself in this thread - Cujo

 

[cujo]

I pity my schizofriend - u2popmofo

 

[Schmeg]

Yay! --Schmeg

Sometimes it takes me three tries to type my own handle.--Schmeg

 

[u2popmofo]

I pity the fool who doesnt eat my cereal - Mr. T

 

[cujo]

I just bought George Foreman's Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine- Schmeg

 

[u2er]

this thread isn't what I thought it was -u2er

 

[u2popmofo]

All I care about is Chevelle - u2er

George Foreman and Mr. T are hot - Cujo

 

[cujo]

Yes, I have successfully not satisfied a lady- cujo

Shut up, you'll never beat my record- Headache in A Suitcase

F***in amateurs- u2popmofo

 

[u2popmofo]

Some people call me Maurice - Cujo

Some peope call me the gangster of love - u2popmofo

Some people call me a hermaphrodite - Headache In A Suitcase

 

[Schmeg]

...I got that grill for Christmas a long time ago; can't figure out why I bought the second one. --Schmeg

I just bought the George Foreman issue pf Playgirl!--cujo

Have a good day tomorrow --Schmeg's mom
You too! --Schmeg
U2! HAHAHAHA! --Schmeg's mom

 

[u2popmofo]

In the year 2000,

The Pope will shock the world when he abruptly changes faiths, declaring "I'm a Zeus man now." - Conan Obrien

I like-a the Zeus. Zeus is good. - Cujo

 

[cujo]

Hey guys look at my Edge pic collection - arw9797

Oh here we go -cujo

Hey arw how many Edge pic's do you have? -u2popmofo

I have about nine... I don't know what I'd do without my Edge pix, I think I'd go insane - arw9797

Wankers -IWB

What are you talking about? - Schmeg

 

[cujo]

Don't you lika the Zeus? Better than a juicey Busey- cujo

 

[u2popmofo]

This is the stupidest thread I've ever seen - Everyone else in Interference

Exactly - Cujo/u2popmofo

 

[cujo]

I don't go to PLEBA that often, leave me alone... you should talk, you are the one with the online diary- cujo

Shut up cujo, its a journal!!! - u2popmofo

 

[Schmeg]

I suck at coming up with insults on the spot. -Schmeg

That's not true; you just suck. -Other Interferencers

[insert obvious joke here] -u2popmofo/cujo/headache in a suitcase

 

[u2popmofo]

It's online diarrhea - u2popmofo

 

[cujo]

I hope they don't try to merge this thread with randooom, the universe might collapse- cujo

 

[u2popmofo]

Randooom is for wankers - u2popmofo
You're a wanker - IWasBored
No, I'm a wanker - Headache In a Suitcase
I wish I had a wanker - Cujo

 

[cujo]

[insert obvious joke here] -u2popmofo/cujo/headache in a suitcase

it's said that Schmeg just summed us up in one sentence- the three headed beast

I see you quickly edited mofo... trying to be quick eh?

 

[cujo]

I have a fallic obsession and cujo is my god- u2popmofo

 

[u2popmofo]

Cujo is my dog - u2popmofo

 

[cujo]

Unfortunately I am mofo's dog... he calls me blanket and has this weird affinity for dancing backwards- cujo