Randoooom One Liners

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i like headache's butt and i cannot lie- stories for boys

 

[Stories for Boys]

o wait...that was just what i WISH stories said--headache

um...considering i've never even seen your ass...--stories

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

oh who am i kidding... of course i said that about your fine fine ass- stories

 

[Stories for Boys]

damn straight--headache

you ARE??--stories

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

- headache

 

[Stories for Boys]

aww, i'm sorry...i was too distracted by your ass to think about your feelings --stories


not that guys ever do that --stories

 

[cujo]

What do you mean I can't attend the Second Annual PLEBA Convention That All Are Welcome To Attend...- cujo

Well cujo... I don't know how to put this lightly, but... you're a douchebag- PLEBA

Ha Ha Ha... she said "but" -cujo

Ha Ha Ha... you're an ass- [somebody]

 

[Stories for Boys]

--stories
i love lib...and your version wins...mmm--stories
stories foooooooor boyyyyyyyyyys--bono
i just typed bini--stories

 

[arw]

Love is Blindness from 8-30-92 rules my world---Stories for Boys


told you so---arw

 

[Chizip]

i long for your hugs and kisses and have lusty dreams about you -missdress to chizip

 

[Stories for Boys]

...i told my boyfriend--what missvelvetdress said to chizip directly following the above

 

[Chizip]

i like to make things up to make people feel bad -stories

im too cool to post here now, i just post with the music snobs -mofo

i have completely disappeared -cujo

 

[Stories for Boys]

i didn't mean to really hurt your feelings--stories

 

[Chizip]

my feelings really werent hurt, i just like pity -chizip

 

[Stories for Boys]

ahh--stories.

 

[Chizip]

...said in the sack to chizip

 

[Stories for Boys]

*not getting into the wishing blah blah blah*--stories

 

[IWasBored]

my favourite band is u1...i mean u2!--ILLM

 

[Stories for Boys]

i do that all the time--stories

 

[Chizip]

there's nothing i like better than a quiet bong for the evening -headache

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

there's nothing i like better than a skin flute for the evening- headache

 

[IWasBored]

iwb, the world revolves around your sleeping patterns--kariann

 

[Schmeg]

I love Larry Mullen. - IWB

 

[IWasBored]

i'm half edge-girl--schmeg

my name's really jay bentley--ILLM

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

male vaughns rhymes with bail bonds- me

 

[cujo]

this thread is soooo two months ago- comic book guy

damn straight- cujo

 

[u2popmofo]

How dare you mock me in Everything You know is Wrong? - Cujo

Eat me - u2popmofo

Ok - Cujo

I was kidding - u2popmofo

Crap - Cujo

 

[cujo]

I wanna ride some wild horses, and do a little sumthin sumthin- u2popmofo

Frankly you are a horse's ass- cujo

Horse's ass? Sweet! Where? I'm there!- u2popmofo

No, you are a horse's ass- cujo

I wish, then I could have so much more fun with myself- u2popmofo

 

[u2popmofo]

I told you to never repeat that conversation - u2popmofo

 

[IWasBored]

there is nothing as frightening as the revenge of the fuckfish--schmeg