Randoooom One Liners

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I wanna sex you up - Cujo to Headache

When I think about you I touch myself - Cujo to Chizip

I wanna f*** you like an animal - Cujo to all the animals at the petting zoo
 
We're too busy poppin' caps and drinkin' fine malt liquor - Cujo and u2popmofo responding to arw
 
that's the last non-angry bj you get thrown at you headache--iwb
 
nov 25th, 1980 is the coolest day ever to be born -headache and chizip
 
I've travelled the world and the seven seas, everybody is looking for something- Annie Lennox

I travel the streets in my rag top jeep, hot male bodies is what I'm looking for- u2popmofo
 
I dont want **** tonight, eat my ***** right! - Lil Kim

I dont want **** tonight, eat my ***** right! - Cujo
 
Give it away now- Red Hot Chili Peppers

Give it away anytime- u2popmofo
 
I invented the pervertedwink - cujo

Thank goodness you did... otherwise, how could we express our feelings about you cujo- everyone except arw9797

:middlefingersmilie: you f***in hoser- arw9797
 
I like not going to sleep at all for an entire day - IWB

Why? - Everyone on Earth

Why not? - IWB
 
I like going to sleep with everyone on earth for the entire day- cujo

In your sweet dreams- Everyone on Earth

In my sweaty dreams- u2popmofo

ooo... that just sounded bad mofo, you might want to edit that one- cujo
 
If you smoke like I smoke, you're high like everyday - Warren G

If you smoke like I smoke, you're gay - Richard Simmons
 
Up in Smoke Tour- various rap artists

Up in Chizip Tour- u2popmofo/headache
 
Aint nobody dope as my, I"m just so fresh so clean - Outkast/u2popmofo

I'm dirte - Christina Aguilera/Chizip
 
If anyone else posts in here, I'm gonna throw a you-know-what at them... believe me it won't be pretty, contrary to what you might think- cujo
 
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