Randoooom One Liners

[cujo]

I've had a taste of cujo's revenge and it's bitter- sarcastic chizip

Damn you ugly devil... he smites with his wit... but how long can he smite when he's so short of it- cujo

 

[cujo]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay I work all night and I sleep all day - headache in a suitcase

I sometimes wear women's clothing- chizip

I always wear women's clothing- u2popmofo

I am larry's shirt damn it- cujo

 

[Chizip]

i take comfort in larry's moobs -cujo

 

[cujo]

Chris Pronger can light my lamp any day...- chizip

I wish Al MacInnis was Al Mac-In Me- chizip

 

[cujo]

I go to school in Indiana, because I'm wanted in the state of Missouri for possession of muppet pornography and paraphenalia- chizip

I go to school in Canada because I'm sloooww- cujo

 

[cujo]

Where's the beef- famous commercial

Where's my Pete- u2er

 

[u2popmofo]

We are gay lovers - Cujo and Chizip

 

[Chizip]

i see a long lonely life ahead of you -miss cleo

i see -cujo

 

[cujo]

We are gay lovers - Cujo and Chizip

you can't use a quote out of context...

We are gay lovers, cujo and chizip, that's right we thought we'd tell you first- u2popmofo and Scott Stapp

 

[Chizip]

how did that get up there -a proctologist

1 in a million chance, doc, 1 in a million chance -cujo, with u2popmofo at this side with a sly grin

 

[cujo]

This is turning into a sausage fest- chizip

I like sausage- u2popmofo

I like hotdogs, armor hotdogs- chizip

*chizip and mofo run away with each other into the night, like two star crossed lovers with passion at first sight*

I make same joke repeatedly- cujo

 

[Chizip]

no soup for you -chizip

next! -chizip

 

[cujo]

I think we're alone now- Tiffany

Can we bone now?- u2popmofo

eww...- everybody except chizip

 

[Chizip]

i think curtis joseph's butt is cute -cujo

i like when he gets in the butterfly position -u2popmofo

ill show you a butterfly position -cujo

ewwww -everybody but Chizip

 

[u2popmofo]

Mockery makes us feel better about ourselves - chizip, cujo, u2popmofo

Kissing guys makes me feel better about myself - Headache

 

[Chizip]

not that there's anything wrong with that -chizip

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

ILLM, you're my hero - cujo
you're the smartest ass at the top of the class aren't you - chizip
pretty much - illm

 

[cujo]

ILLM, you're my STD awareness hero- cujo
I like mayo for all the wrong reasons- chizip
pretty much- ILLM

 

[cujo]

Originally posted by Stories for Boys
heh..i like how you just slid that in..

I'm sorry, but watch what you say Amazon Princess- cujo

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

I learned all i know about std's from miss cleo - illm

I don't like mayo on my body... I get stuck to chizip - cujo

 

[cujo]

I'm utterly disgusted... but aroused at the same time- ILLM

Well that's you pervo- chizip and cujo

 

[Stories for Boys]

--stories
please...please just let me live to see mofo one last time!--cujo

 

[cujo]

laughing too hard, the squashing seems painless... thank you SFB, you're a good sport- cujo

It's squashing time biotch- Stories

Oh the humanity- cujo

Just keep that one special part of him intact, or I'll die forever- IWB/ILLM/arw/u2er/schmeg/u2popmofo/chizip/headache/kariann...etc.

 

[Stories for Boys]

...and then i woke up...--cujo

 

[u2popmofo]

I cant believe what jerks you all are to Cujo, what did he ever do to you? He's such a nice person - Cujo's mom

Stut cho' mouf biotch!! - Cujo

 

[cujo]

I can't believe how experienced you are... I must say I do enjoy the "bumping" of your "bass"- u2popmofo's mom

Well, what can I say... I'm a well groomed machine biotch!- cujo

 

[u2popmofo]

Actually, you're not Cujo's brother, you're his dad - Cujo's mom talking to me

 

[u2popmofo]

I like the way you work it - Cujo's mom to me

No Diggity - Blackstreet

 

[cujo]

You gansta bastard- u2popmofo's mom

Come on baby put it on me- everybody

 

[cujo]

Oh my goodness mofo, I didn't expect you home so early- u2popmofo's mom/ cujo

Come on you guys, you could at least do it somewhere else other than on my pile of Color Me Bad and Blackstreet Albums- mofo