Randoooom One Liners

[IWasBored]

we're a garage band, we come from garageland--the clash

 

[u2popmofo]

Frenchies suck - u2popmofo

Back in the garage with my bull s**t detector - The Clash

 

[IWasBored]

22 singers on microphone--the clash

5 guitar player one guitar--the clash

complaints complaints what an old bag, back in the garage, back in the garage, back in the garage--the clash

yeah that's one of my favourite songs--iwb

 

[IWasBored]

Back in the garage with my bull s**t detector - The Clash

i illegally played that on the radio. so did the dj who's show is after mine. yes we rock. --iwb

 

[u2popmofo]

i illegally played that on the radio. so did the dj who's show is after mine. yes we rock. --iwb

Fight the Power - Public Enemy
F**k you I wont do what you tell me - Rage Against the Machine
F**k the Police - NWA

 

[Schmeg]

DJ's who play songs illegally on the radio are cool. --Schmeg

Let's play some bootlegs right now! We could get sued! -DJ's on my local cool radio station

Sweet. -Schmeg

 

[arw]

I think Brian Eno and Paul McGuinness are the same person---Schmeg

 

[u2popmofo]

I didnt even notice it was Brian Eno and not Paul McGuinness when I looked at the pic - u2popmofo

I noticed because I want them both - arw9797

 

[arw]

I noticed because the I had no idea who the dude in the middle was until I got an old issue of propaganda (that I sold ) and there were other pics of him in there ---arw9797

 

[IWasBored]

i don't want to be the prisoner--the clash

 

[IWasBored]

I noticed because the I had no idea who the dude in the middle was until I got an old issue of propaganda (that I sold ) and there were other pics of him in there ---arw9797

i think i have that issue--iwb

*awesome intro to (white man) in hammersmith palais*--mick jones' guitar

 

[Schmeg]

That picture is Brian Eno PRETENDING to be Paul McGuinness. --Schmeg

Watch while I gently tell Schmeg she's retarded. Why has no one done this before? --arw

How could you NOT want them both?! --arw

 

[Stories for Boys]

they're like cujo and mofo--laura (take that how you please)

 

[Schmeg]

Watch while I convince Schmeg that Cujo and Mofo are the same person! --Stories

Well that shouldn't be hard... --arw

 

[IWasBored]

firewalls suck--anyone who's ever tried to send something trhough aim and been told "fuck off" by the program. you know things are bad when computer programs are telling you FOAD...

 

[u2popmofo]

The difference between Cujo and I is so great. I'm American, he's Canadian.... I'm older too.... that's about it - u2popmofo

 

[Schmeg]

I've spent too much time in the Larryday thread and now I believe my firewall says FOAD. -IWB

No, you're right, Cujo and I are the same person. --Mofo

 

[IWasBored]

schmeg doens't have a cool firewall that says FOAD--iwb

i can't beleive you just said 'cool firewall'--everyone else

 

[Schmeg]

Firewalls run far, far away from my dial-up. --Schmeg

Cool firewalls don't run. They kind of swagger far, far away. --IWB

 

[Schmeg]

I think I could have made a terrible pun out of "cool" and "firewalls" but I just don't have the brainpower right now. --Schmeg

 

[IWasBored]

"swagger" is the name of a kick-as flogging molly song--iwb

thank you for not making a bad joke. i hate puns--iwb

 

[u2popmofo]

My Spidey senses tell me Cujo will be here soon.... - Spider Man
Shut up biotch - u2popmofo
Yes sir - Spider Man

 

[cujo]

She's a maneater- Hall and Oates

I'm a maneater- u2popmofo

I've got a love-ly bunch of coconuts- u2popmofo

Yeah... nobody wants to see them dude- cujo

 

[cujo]

What a waste of space... four pages and no cujo- everybody

 

[u2popmofo]

Yeah... nobody wants to see them dude- cujo

That's not what you said last night - u2popmofo

 

[Schmeg]

Spider Man, Spider Man, does whatever s Spider can...--The Ramones

Spider Man is MY bitch! --Mofo

I am Spider Woman. --Schmeg

 

[cujo]

That's not what you said last night - u2popmofo

alright... I'm willing to admit we are the same person... that last one didn't sound too good for us- cujo/u2popmofo

 

[u2popmofo]

How long to sing this song? - U2

How long, not long, for what you reap, is what you sow - Rage Against the Machine

Let me see that thong - Sisco

 

[cujo]

Don't fear the reaper- Blue Oyster Cult

Enter Sandman- Metallica

Enter Some man- u2popmofo

 

[u2popmofo]

Is my body too bootilicious for you? - Destiny's Child
No, I like dudes - Cujo