Randoooom One Liners

[u2popmofo]

In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey - Beck

 

[Stories for Boys]

in the time of the chimpanzees, i ruled the world--mofo

 

[u2popmofo]

In the time of chimpanzees, I got lots of action - Stories for Boys

 

[Schmeg]

I like to touch chimpanzees. --Mofo

 

[cujo]

It's Raining Men- Geri Haliwell

Where?- u2popmofo

 

[cujo]

Shut up cujo, you suck- everyone

I guess I wasn't meant for freestyling... there goes my dream of rising up out of my trailer park at 8 kilometer...- cujo

 

[cujo]

I'm proud of all my bastard children no matter what you say- cujo

 

[Schmeg]

I'm very easily amused; I thought it was cool. --Schmeg

No, I can't back that up. --Schmeg

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i gave my son bubbles up for adoption after he was born... i wonder where he is now?- cujo

i love my trips to the neverland ranch- mofo

 

[cujo]

Originally posted by u2popmofo

Ok, I'll admit it. Paul McGuinness is hot.- u2popmofo

 

[cujo]

I'm rehashing Michael Jackson jokes that cujo has already used on mofo- Headache in A Suitcase

When will I be reunited with my bubbles- cujo

Tiny Bubbles- Don Ho

 

[Schmeg]

Heh you said ho... --Schmeg

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i like to steal other people's jokes, change them up a little and turn them into my own. i'm nothing more than a B comic.- headache

 

[u2popmofo]

u2popmofo has mad rhyming skills - The Beastie Boys

u2popmofo is the baddest MC in the world - Eminem

Aint nobody dope as u2popmofo - Outkast

 

[Stories for Boys]

i like hos...man hos...--mofo
is that why you're friends with cujo?--stories
yes--mofo

 

[Stories for Boys]

wait...i meant "ain't nobody smoke so much dope as mofo"--outkast

 

[zonelistener]

How do I get out of here? - Zonelistener

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i'm 22 years old and i still watch wrestling. i'm a dork.- headache

 

[Stories for Boys]

--headache

 

[Schmeg]

Wrestling is fake. --Schmeg

IT IS NOT! It is sooo real! Wrestling matches have nothing in common with well-choreographed ballets! --Headache

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

I'm leaving Edge for Larry - IWB and arw

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i know wrestling is fake, and i never watched it until i got to college when my roommates all got me hooked on it. it's 100% scripted, but so is every sitcom on tv, and just as stupid.- headache

i love dem hart brothers eh. they're from canada eh.- cujo

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

so shut up and leave me alone about my one dorky thing- headache

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

I have an unheathly obsession with animated U2 bums - Headache

 

[Schmeg]

whoa. my deepest apologies. Seriously. --Schmeg

Lots of cool people like wrestling. -Schmeg

Backpeddling gets you nowhere. --Headache

 

[Stories for Boys]

i get defensive cause i have fantasies involving wrestling....and animated u2 bums...--headache

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

Just remember I am personally the reason the economy sucks. - Kariann

types of edge pics we need more of:
1. shirtless edge (we'll take open shirt too, we're not picky)
2. orgasmic edge pictures (cos THE gif isn't enough)
-IWB

I agree - arw

Shannon, you're staring to sound like mofo - IWB

 

[Schmeg]

People who have fantasies involving wrestling and animated u2 bums are wonderful. --Schmeg

No, I do not have an overactive guilt complex. --Schmeg

Look out, or I will send the unibrow after you! --Stories

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i like ripping on headache because i'm just jellous that larry mullen's ass in that simpsons picture is smaller than the other three's- iluvlarrymullen

i scare little chldren with my sig- stories for boys

 

[Stories for Boys]

now i know how to scare children...--soul-less bono