Randoooom One Liners

[u2popmofo]

Like a Stone - Audioslave
I like bone - Cujo

 

[cujo]

Lump sat alone on a boggy marsh
totally motionless except for her heart
Mud flowed up into Lump's pajamas
totally confused by the passing paranhas
- The Presidents of the United States of America

Mofo humped alone incredibly harsh
totally engaged in his fallic fettish march
stuff spewed out of mofo's pajamas
totally dousing his entire surroundings
-u2popmofo

 

[cujo]

Landslide- Fleetwood Mac
Manslide- u2popmofo

 

[cujo]

ok my last one was pretty gross... a little too descriptive? oh well... that Christina one was a pretty good burn - cujo

Counting Blue Cars- Dishwalla
Mounting boy stars- u2popmofo

 

[u2popmofo]

Only a disturbed mind like yours could come up with a version of Lump that rivals the original in being freaky. Congratulations on your accomplishment Cujo - u2popmofo

 

[cujo]

Wide Open Spaces - Dixie Chicks
... maybe I won't go there- cujo

 

[u2popmofo]

ok my last one was pretty gross... a little too descriptive? oh well... that Christina one was a pretty good burn - cujo

The truth can hurt. So can getting your nose bit off by a Saigon Whore...... not that I'd know...... - u2popmofo

 

[cujo]

Holy Schnikees- cujo

 

[cujo]

Is it too late to edit our stuff... we got a little perverse- cujo

 

[u2popmofo]

Good call. I shouldnt have commented on your "one-man-band" performances. I was just telling it how it is though. It's not my fault you have those problems. - u2popmofo

 

[cujo]

Drop your panties women- Sean Connery

Drop your tighties man- u2popmofo

 

[u2popmofo]

Drop your panties women- Sean Connery

Drop your tighties man- u2popmofo

You didnt have to tell it like it is - Homer

 

[cujo]

I think your in the wrong thread mofo- cujo

Donut- Homer

 

[cujo]

I have spent too much time on this thread, not enough time developing my one-man band... so I think I'll leave early... and seriously don't have too much fun without me... it can be detrimental to your health, especially at your age- cujo

 

[u2popmofo]

A donut sounds delicious. I dont have anything worth eating here. - u2popmofo

I have something worth eating.... *points to crotch* - Cujo

 

[cujo]

You didnt have to tell it like it is - Homer

I hope you have fun
with dinner for one
but theres one more thing before I leave
an item on the menu which is so obscene
can I suggest a dish that you should try
its called the cream, the cream of sumyung- guy
- a rap Will Smith should have made

 

[cujo]

Freestylin' 2live Crew- cujo

 

[u2popmofo]

I hope you have fun
with dinner for one
but theres one more thing before I leave
an item on the menu which is so obscene
can I suggest a dish that you should try
its called the cream, the cream of sumyung- guy
- a rap Will Smith should have made

I hate Will Smith, but if he made that rap, I'd love him. I'd love him all night long - Cujo

 

[cujo]

Hey... not ALL night long... when would I sleep?- u2popmofo

hahaha how the tables have turned... -cujo

I don't know what I'm saying, I'm too tired to get you back... see you later have fun (for real this time)- cujo

Maybe we should open up a freestyle thread; that could be good... - cujo

 

[u2popmofo]

I'll open one up - u2popmofo

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

Women will lose interest in David Duchovny, when they discover that Duchovny is the Russian word for Syphllis.

In the year 2000...

Men will lose interest in ILLM, when it is revealed she has a raging case... of Duchovny.

You're the one who gave it to me you bastard!

 

[u2popmofo]

You're the one who gave it to me you bastard!

I'm just glad I wasnt implicated. -u2popmofo

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

You are implicated, he contracted it from you - ILLM

My hair is sticking up - IWB

I'm looking at the guitar, I swear! - IWB & arw

You're one of us now - ILLM

I missed out on most of this thread because i was gone all weekend - ILLM

Interference is acting up again - ILLM

I can type really fast today for some reason... it must be the cocaine - ILLM

 

[u2popmofo]

I can type really fast today for some reason... it must be the cocaine - ILLM

I'm also glad I wasnt implicated in this.....- u2popmofo

 

[arw]

I just made a load of money on ebay on stuff I didn't really want to sell but I had to cause I'm poor---arw9797, who is sad right now but very happy to have some $$$$.

 

[arw]

I think I'm more sad than happy---arw9797

In the last 2 months I have sold my entire Propaganda collection that I spent over a year collecting because I have no job and I am poor---arw9797

There's a book of Propaganda coming out this spring right?---arw9797, trying to comfort self by saying that Propaganda will be recoverd in precious U2 collection one day.

 

[Stories for Boys]

i'm sorry for your loss--stories
i'm sorry for my loss--stories
what did you lose?--everyone
my mind --stories

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

this thing's getting almost as hard to keep up with as randoooom it's self- headache in a suitcase

this thread sucks. delete it.- gickies & mrs. vedder

everything everyone has said about me is true... i do like to mooch alcohol, your ass is showing, miss cleo did give me the clap, i secretly post edge pictures under different names in pleba, i run a non-profit avatar making business, and homer simpson is my hero.- headache in a suitcase

 

[Schmeg]

Ummmm...I have no good one-liners right now. --Schmeg

Ummm...did you ever? --Headache

There might have been one around page 13... --Schmeg

 

[u2popmofo]

There never were Schmeg, never. - u2popmofo

Look who's talking - Schmeg