Quote of the day

[Night & Day]

My quote of the day is:

This towel really needs to be washed.

Dont ask.

Just put a qoute of the day.
And then have a good one.

 

[Night & Day]

All right people...come on.
Dont tell me you havent heard something odd or funny recently that just stuck in your head?

 

[Thora]

"Now that is what is called a window!"



Said at a class a friend of mine was taking recently. The professor was talking like nobody had ever used the internet before.

 

[Numb1075]

"Even a clock is right 2 times a day"

 

[ABEL]

Dont ask.

where's the confession.

 

[Night & Day]

Re: Re: Quote of the day

where's the confession.

Do you REALLY want to know?
Its pretty um, dirty.

 

[Laura M]

 

[Night & Day]

"Im sorry, but there has to be a vaginal banning".


Well, i did get a 'name of my new band' out of it.

 

[~BrightestStar~]

"So anyway, I've decided that breast implants really aren't for me"
*holds implant up to chest and admires self*


Said in lecture by my male prof.

 

[Liesje]

Tigs need runs, Ordoñez steps up to bat...

"OK, Magglio, if you'd like to actually earn what you are making, now would be the chance..." - Phil

(well no one did much hitting and we lost the series )

 

[Night & Day]

"Jase, i've never seen SO many good looking guys....making out with each other"



Icelle, describing her visit to Hollywood last night.

 

[Got Philk?]

My quote would have to be...

"Did you charge that twice now??!?"
me..."no."
I work retail and had to run the register. I have to push a button for credit cards, they don't wait, they swipe twice...

 

[Russty Cat]

"If I wanted damn cheese with that I would have asked for cheese! "

Said by my father to some poor innocent drive through worker.

 

[Night & Day]

'The power of my foot to your ass compels you...'

Ron, Kurtis and I watching the Exorcist,
and me telling Kurtis what id do if he was possessed.

 

[girlhappy]

'But while there were times when I rejoiced in the idea that my sufferings were to be endless, I could not bear them to be without meaning.' Wilde

 

[2morrow]

"The guy's name is Hoover, so he MUST suck. He DOES suck..."

We love making fun of our Lab TA...he so deserves it. <That's my confession.

 

[Bono'sTyee]

"Emily Dickinson? Didn't she go to school here last year?"

Ok so we were in my Seminar English class and we were working on metaphor poems. Our teacher read one from Emily Dickinson, and I guess I wasn't listening that well because I mistaked her for a sophmore.

Then later we were sharing our poems and a famous line from a friend was:

"A sly fox....an ugly spider....his only weapon is his tongue...he speaks a language no one understands yet they love it...an hungry gorilla man with a twitchy face..."

He was describing a used car salesman...

 

[Night & Day]

"It's amazing,
almost cruel actually,
how much pain our hearts can be in,
and yet,
we don't die.
Not physically".

Source and situation shall remain anonymous.

 

[Queen Bee]

 

[Night & Day]

Sorreeeeee!!


ok, it was a conversation about past loves who broke some dumb girls' hearts.


happy now??

heehee

 

[Queen Bee]

ok, it was a conversation about past loves who broke some dumb girls' hearts.


happy now??

No.

 

[Rochelle D]

"you come one step closer and you will end up as a salami and cheese roll"

kinda random but i was insulting a wanker in my math class

 

[Night & Day]

No.

Then my work here is done.

 

[Zoots]

"If you don't ask for it, you won't get it!"

..except at my workplace, even if you ask for it you won't get it or you'll get it several months later when you have hardly any use for it.

 

[GibsonGirl]

No.

Here is my quote of the day. "Thus, fossils assigned to the various species of genus Australopithecus are generally agreed to represent an important early stage in the establishment of the hominid family, with Ardipithecus ramidus being a reasonable representative for an even earlier, more apelike stage."

 

[Night & Day]

Here is my quote of the day. "Thus, fossils assigned to the various species of genus Australopithecus are generally agreed to represent an important early stage in the establishment of the hominid family, with Ardipithecus ramidus being a reasonable representative for an even earlier, more apelike stage."

I couldnt agree more.

 

[JessicaAnn]

"Beverly, please pick up a call on 301 from Bon Jovi (pause) Funeral Home."

 

[Got Philk?]

"I want to throw this dust pan in your face!"

An angry woman at the checkout today. Ahem, the check out NEXT to me. I'm way to charming.

 

[Laura M]

"I want to throw this dust pan in your face!"

An angry woman at the checkout today. Ahem, the check out NEXT to me. I'm way to charming.

Ahh....customers

 

[bono_212]

This wasn't today but I once had a customer say to me

"I went to your competitor subway the other day [I worked at quiznios] and asked for a 12" sandwich. The man behind the counter said, 'I'm sorry ma'am we only have six inch and foot long.'"