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Old 08-31-2005, 05:50 AM   #1
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Quick & Harmless Money Making Scams

Anyone got any?

Need to make a couple hundred bucks within the week.

Ready... set... go.
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Old 08-31-2005, 05:52 AM   #2
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Set up a premium rate phone line and stick a sticker on the back of your car saying "How's my driving? Call *insert number here*" ... then drive around like a maniac.
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Become a stripper.

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taking notes... continue
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If you can make any food item look like any major religious icon, you'll be good to go.

I suggest a Buddha burrito...hasn't been done yet.
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Find a potato chip that looks like a U2 member and auction it on here
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go to Pedro Martinez' house and beg

if you disguise yourself as a little person maybe that will work
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Old 08-31-2005, 07:37 AM   #8
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Acquire well-worn shoes from a female friend and sell them on eBay.
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ask fah about the mini fah's prosperous lemonade stand. of course, you will need a health permit to sell it.
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Set up a premium rate phone line and stick a sticker on the back of your car saying "How's my driving? Call *insert number here*" ... then drive around like a maniac.

That may be the funniest thing I've read on this forum yet..... BRAVO
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Sell your well worn smelly shoes on ebay.
There's a large market for this.


I sold a pair of heels for $100

A pair of sandals for $50

And a pair of slippers for $15.50


And so on and so on...
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Sicy...sicy...sicy

did you for a moment consider the type of freak who buys these and WHAT ELSE they may do to ....get off?


btw I hear panties go for far more
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Sell your well worn smelly shoes on ebay.
There's a large market for this.


I sold a pair of heels for $100

A pair of sandals for $50

And a pair of slippers for $15.50


And so on and so on...


i could get a nice chunk of change for some of my old Jordan's...
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i could get a nice chunk of change for some of my old Jordan's...
I think you will find it's mostly men looking for women's used shoes on ebay and not the reverse.

Perhaps your stalkers could give you a pairof their old shoes to sell.
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Make a raffle of a puppy. Sell as many tickets as possible. Then when the time to deliver the prize tell the winner "We're sorry but the puppy died on the way here ...but here's a refund for your raffle ticket."

...Ka- ching!
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