mad1
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ooooooooooooook, I have only ever been to uhm........1,2,3.......6 weddings in my life, and I def wont be at my own, so what about u? All my cousins apart from one and me are married!!! 
Actually I fancy the arse of my cousin.......he looks a cross between Moulin Rouge Ewan and one of my fav top-tip actor - Giovinni Rubisi (?????? ballax if thats spelt wrong)..or Rubicubi fuk or other.......but anyway he snot rushin..............
The biggest I have been to was my cousin Suzannes.......it was fairytale land, with real horsies and carriage and castle-reception (Belfast Castle), and not a damn ting went wrong.....even the weather was on her side.......
The only ting that was funny and that appeared in my other cousins wedding video was watching my two other cousins (yes, its confusin, I know), start to titter and giggle and struggle to reserve themselves when the organist started playin a hymn ever-so-slightly out of tune..........the BEST thing to catch on camera!!!!!!!!
........they were like and we were like .......
anyway, thats all thats gone wrong at any wedding I have ever been too.....
but I was really embarrassed to be at my exish-mates last Oct ( I tink - I STILL have to go round and get a copy of the video they have for me!!!!!!!!) - I was in a suit with flower and wee top on.....I told her I'd be there a bit late, when I got there like 15 pple were left out of at least 25 who went...... and I truly felt a bit overdressed........I still feel guilty about it but mum says its cause Ive only ever experienced bigga weddins...............so like..............it was a little quickie thrown-together-for-the-sake-of-it weddin she had.....
anyway enough enough!
How did ur day go if u did, or if you've been to others (no fecking doubt!.) - did anything ever go wrong?????????????
Like:
Instead of a brilliant beautiful sunny hot day
...It pissed like hailstones on a Winters day?
Instead of walking up the alter, vows exchanged, everythang perfect
...The poor groom/bride maybe fainted/screamed/cryed/started squealing with delight at what they were doin?
Instead of having gorgeous hot delicious food
...the food tasted like something your ex made? Or rather like something u'd by at 'Bob's Yucky Diner'?
Instead of a lovely silence while speeches were made or a lovely 'silentish' glow of chat comin from the tables over dinner
....Somebody dropped the loudest McPhart in history while the rest of the guests struggle to keep their corks up their asses in position?
Instead of lots of slow-dancin, fun-dancin at the disco part
.....Your Uncle gets up and starts dancin like its 1950? Or Ronnie starts loosin his arms and legs all over the dance-floor? (includin whappin the bride up the face with that loose hand)
anythang like above?
no?
yes?
Hewson? Hewson - my first husband?
****I dont mind if no-one answers, as Im zoomin off anyhoo******
Actually I fancy the arse of my cousin.......he looks a cross between Moulin Rouge Ewan and one of my fav top-tip actor - Giovinni Rubisi (?????? ballax if thats spelt wrong)..or Rubicubi fuk or other.......but anyway he snot rushin..............
The biggest I have been to was my cousin Suzannes.......it was fairytale land, with real horsies and carriage and castle-reception (Belfast Castle), and not a damn ting went wrong.....even the weather was on her side.......
The only ting that was funny and that appeared in my other cousins wedding video was watching my two other cousins (yes, its confusin, I know), start to titter and giggle and struggle to reserve themselves when the organist started playin a hymn ever-so-slightly out of tune..........the BEST thing to catch on camera!!!!!!!!
........they were like and we were like .......anyway, thats all thats gone wrong at any wedding I have ever been too.....
but I was really embarrassed to be at my exish-mates last Oct ( I tink - I STILL have to go round and get a copy of the video they have for me!!!!!!!!) - I was in a suit with flower and wee top on.....I told her I'd be there a bit late, when I got there like 15 pple were left out of at least 25 who went......
and I truly felt a bit overdressed........I still feel guilty about it but mum says its cause Ive only ever experienced bigga weddins...............so like..............it was a little quickie thrown-together-for-the-sake-of-it weddin she had.....anyway enough enough!
How did ur day go if u did, or if you've been to others (no fecking doubt!
.) - did anything ever go wrong?????????????Like:
Instead of a brilliant beautiful sunny hot day
...It pissed like hailstones on a Winters day?
Instead of walking up the alter, vows exchanged, everythang perfect
...The poor groom/bride maybe fainted/screamed/cryed/started squealing with delight at what they were doin?
Instead of having gorgeous hot delicious food
...the food tasted like something your ex made? Or rather like something u'd by at 'Bob's Yucky Diner'?
Instead of a lovely silence while speeches were made or a lovely 'silentish' glow of chat comin from the tables over dinner
....Somebody dropped the loudest McPhart in history while the rest of the guests struggle to keep their corks up their asses in position?
Instead of lots of slow-dancin, fun-dancin at the disco part
.....Your Uncle gets up and starts dancin like its 1950? Or Ronnie starts loosin his arms and legs all over the dance-floor? (includin whappin the bride up the face with that loose hand)
anythang like above?
no?
yes?
Hewson? Hewson - my first husband?
****I dont mind if no-one answers, as Im zoomin off anyhoo******
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