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Old 05-21-2008, 05:19 AM   #706
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Do you know about Charlie the Choo Choo?!
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Old 05-21-2008, 05:20 AM   #707
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And i always see faces on trains and cars.

That train looks like a bit of a goober.
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Oh Urban Dictionary. Lol.

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Okay, so Top 10 Reasons Why Taking the Bus Rocks:

Firstly, you don't have to wear a seatbelt. Anyone who says they like wearing seatbelts is gay. And a liar.

Secondly, the people are really weird. Like ther's one guy I used to see EVERYWHERE who's all normal and shit, except that he wears skirts. Not kilts. Skirts. What this means is that you can be as strange and obnoxious as possible and no will say anything. In fact, they will do their best to ignore you.

Thirdly, if you wear sunglasses and look around and write things down, people look at you funny or hid their face and give you more to write about.

Fourthly, you can be as high or as drunk as you want and still get to where you want to go with the added bonus of not having to give a stilted-English speaking cabi directions while slurring.

Fifthly, it's cheap, and you don't have to pay for gas or insurance or maintenance of any kind.

Sixthly, if bus drivers are friendly they make your day and if they're jerkfaces they give you a good story to tell.

Seventhly, you get to listen to other people's conversations and know about intimate things in their lives, like how their job sucks (which, by the way, is pretty obvious if they're riding a bus).

Eightly, if you're young, you get motivated to succeed so you don't get stuck riding the bus forever. And if you're old, you get to look at other people who failed and feel better about yourself.

Ninthly, there's fun graffitti around to entertain you.

And tenthly, there are always hilarious fashion blunders on fake blonde twelve year olds with blue eyeliner from Orleans who think they're hot shit, like wearing Stitches sky-blue half-bleached jeans with a pink belly shirt.
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AIR WEST COAST




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WHERE IS THE INACCESSIBLE ISLAND BILLBOARD.

WHERE.
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ian. love the grammar on that bus thing.
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Universities across Melbourne and Auckland rejoice as students suddenly seem to give a shit again.


On second thoughts ... nah, nothing could really motivate me to give a shit about some of this bollocks.
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ian. love the grammar on that bus thing.
I know
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Do you know about Charlie the Choo Choo?!
What now?
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i may have to picspam with disability friendly pictures the way things are going.
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On second thoughts ... nah, nothing could really motivate me to give a shit about some of this bollocks.
I know the feeling.
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WHERE IS THE INACCESSIBLE ISLAND BILLBOARD.

WHERE.
FUCKING GONE.

There isn't even a brochure in the bank for the global plus credit card that mentions Inaccessible Island
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VLocities cross at North Melbourne. Can't wait until the rather prominently visible construction is done, as they are building a footbridge at the southern end and it will 1. provide great access to one of the best trainspotting locations ever and 2. be a pretty good trainspotting location in its own right.

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FUCKING GONE.

There isn't even a brochure in the bank for the global plus credit card that mentions Inaccessible Island
WHAT.

YOU HAVE FAILED US.

ALL OF NEW ZEALAND HAS FAILED US.
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VLocities cross at North Melbourne. Can't wait until the rather prominently visible construction is done, as they are building a footbridge at the southern end and it will 1. provide great access to one of the best trainspotting locations ever and 2. be a pretty good trainspotting location in its own right.


mmm now thats more my kinda train....
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Charlie the Choo Choo is kind of evil:



It's from a story within Stephen King's Dark Tower series. Pity I can't find a scan of the other side of the illustration, with all the kids in the traincars crying, and the last line of Charlie's book: "And be a happy little Choo Choo until the day I die!"
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