Purity, Ohio Superthread

[The Sad Punk]

We did agree on the fact that most people in Elizabeth are born at 30% purity.

Haha, that's true. But still, all walks of life can be unpure! Even monks and stuff can have hell of rude thoughts. It's life, y'know it's not all good, but... you'll know what I mean one day, yeah? Anyway, catch you guys later!

 

[Axver]

We did agree on the fact that most people in Elizabeth are born at 30% purity.

I'm figuring this on the basis that they've lost points such as incest and bestiality, points we non-bogan folk won't lose. Meanwhile, much better points to lose, they haven't lost. Hence, it balances out.

(This means all Taswegians are born at 30% too.)

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Haha, that's true. But still, all walks of life can be unpure! Even monks and stuff can have hell of rude thoughts. It's life, y'know it's not all good, but... you'll know what I mean one day, yeah? Anyway, catch you guys later!

It is.

 

[Slopsy]

I just got Rickrolled by my own iPod.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

I'm figuring this on the basis that they've lost points such as incest and bestiality, points we non-bogan folk won't lose. Meanwhile, much better points to lose, they haven't lost. Hence, it balances out.

(This means all Taswegians are born at 30% too.)

I don't understand the hate for Tassie citizens, where'd this generalisation come from?

 

[Vlad n U 2]

I partly blame my immaturity for being somewhat sleepy, yet eager to stay awake.

 

[Slopsy]

I'm sleeeeepy. I'm NOT staying up until 5.18am again!

 

[The Sad Punk]

I must stop overheating my brain this much with all these uneducated judgements, becoming a wee bit of an idiot i'll say!

Hey pal, don't worry, it's all good!

Anyway, seeya guys!

 

[Slopsy]

HAVE A BAD NIGHT, BONNIE.

 

[The Sad Punk]

I don't understand the hate for Tassie citizens, where'd this generalisation come from?

I've been annoyed by it ever since I went to Hobart and found out that the bogan percentage seems to be much lower, or at least less noticeable, than in other Australian cities. Everyone's kinda annoyed by the island's bloody past and those aware of the stereotypes have a few things to say to and about Mainlanders!

Really going now. Sorry.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Hey pal, don't worry, it's all good!

Anyway, seeya guys!

Thanks Bonnie.

I swear Bono is wearing those sort of shirts that ballet dancers where, a leotard?

 

[Axver]

I don't understand the hate for Tassie citizens, where'd this generalisation come from?

I've no idea! Tassie sounds like it has the potential to be my favourite Aussie state.

But any opportunity for a joke!

 

[Axver]

Goddamn, Bonnie. G'night!

I partly blame my immaturity for being somewhat sleepy, yet eager to stay awake.

Ah, it's all cool, don't worry about it.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

I've no idea! Tassie sounds like it has the potential to be my favourite Aussie state.

But any opportunity for a joke!

I'd like it just for the cool weather.

 

[Axver]

I'd like it just for the cool weather.

EVERY summer I contemplate moving to Hobart.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

I swear, come on! It's summer and I saw the temps sitting at 16 degrees! MOAR chilly air please. Plus it rains a lot. I remember the Hawks playing North this year in Launceston and it was ABSOLUTELY pouring down with the rain. Crazy stuff.

 

[Slopsy]

Where do you live, Vlad?

 

[Axver]

You've just touched on something that irks me: TASSIE NEEDS ITS OWN TEAM IN THE AFL.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Where do you live, Vlad?

Adelaide, a city across the border from Melbourne.

You've just touched on something that irks me: TASSIE NEEDS ITS OWN TEAM IN THE AFL.

Aurora would be a good enough stadium for a Tasmanian franchise, but no ... Lets dig into NRL territory even more ...

 

[Vlad n U 2]

I'm going to sleep, guys.

 

[Slopsy]

Oh Radelaide! I know where that is.

Goodnight!

I should do sleepings soon.

 

[Axver]

There's a reason we've nicknamed him VLADELAIDE.

Aurora would be a good enough stadium for a Tasmanian franchise, but no ... Lets dig into NRL territory even more ...

Ugh, Greater Western Sydney. Stupid.

I can see the Gold Coast one. Having lived there and watched how much people are into the Lions and how heavily the Southport Sharks have lobbied for admission to the AFL, I think the support is there and the team will be successful.

Greater Western Sydney, though, instead of a Tassie or NT team? Come on, be serious.

 

[Slopsy]

Sportz. You're trying to send me to sleep, aren't you?!

 

[Axver]

See you, Vladders!

 

[Axver]

Now you're awake, Charlotte!

 

[Slopsy]

 

[liamcool]

*bounces around the room*

 

[Axver]

I just made the updated Superthread purity test. I'll find somewhere to host the code so that the rest of you can take it. In the meantime ...

Your Superthread Purity Test Results
You answered "yes" to 107 of 120 questions, making you 10.8% superthread pure (89.2% superthread corrupt).

The last time I took the first version of the test, I was 16%, the lowest score of anybody. The lowest score any Interferencer has ever got on any purity test is 14% on the original ACL sex/drugs/whatever test. My 10.8% now beats that (though on the first Superthread test, had I re-taken it in the last couple of months, I would have been achieved a score of 14%).

 

[Axver]

Ladies. Gentlemen. SUPERTHREADERS.

I had a brainwave and realised that I can host the Superthread purity test on my blog!

I've tested it and it works for me (in doing so, I discovered the lowest score I can get on this current version of the test without doing anything I don't want to do is 4.2%). Hopefully it'll work for you too. Please take and post your scores! If you need post stats ... my Superthread spreadsheet is rather out-of-date, so please be patient while I rectify that.

ANYWAY.

axver: The Respectable Superthread Purity Test

TAKE.

ENJOY.

LOVE.

CHERISH.

REMEMBER.

RESPECT.

 

[Axver]

Time flies when you get stuck into data ...

I'm nearly done with bringing the Superthread stats spreadsheet up to date. I had last updated it in May; I'm now up to late October. I need to sleep now, though. I'll have complete stats for everybody sometime tomorrow; do let me know what you need to complete the test. G'night.