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Old 06-20-2008, 12:52 PM   #1
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Pregunta por las chicas

So yesterday I ate a whole block of cheddar cheese and chased it with a couple cans of baked beans. Now I am as constipated as you'd like with wicked gas pains. Is this what PMS feels like?

If so, how should I handle it? I've already used it as an excuse to be rude to everyone I've encountered, so I've got that but whats the next step? Chocolate? Midol?

Guys, I'm trying to remedy the situation by drinking light beer and apple juice while smoking a whole pack of cigarettes. If that won't flush me clean, I don't know what will.
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I would doubt that is what PMS is like. I wouldn't compare being constipated to that, but it's not fun at all to be jammed-up like that.

I always find coffee to be a laxative.
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[QUOTE=Dalton;5232518]I ate a whole block of cheddar cheese QUOTE]

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D, are you also crancky and in a bitchy mood?...if yes, then I would guess that the answer is yes...


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I haven't had PMS. Does it suck?
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I haven't had PMS. Does it suck?
You're a girl arent you??
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You're a girl arent you??

Yeah... but I mean... I have had a period, but I haven't had premenstrual syndrome. I have had some of the common premenstrual symptoms, but never the actual syndrome. I mean it hasn't interfered with my life, like cramps or mood swings, etc.
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It's really odd though! I mean I may have had cramps one time... and I was freaking out because I had no idea what was happening. But honestly, there's something missing. It's not like I want to be in pain, but I at least want to realize what is happening, etc. It may sound odd. But yeah weird...
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It's really odd though! I mean I may have had cramps one time... and I was freaking out because I had no idea what was happening. But honestly, there's something missing. It's not like I want to be in pain, but I at least want to realize what is happening, etc. It may sound odd. But yeah weird...
You are indeed lucky. You may find that you will get more "symptoms" as you get older, though--before you get to the joys of menopause.

Dalton, if you have gotten relief by now, eat a couple of bowls of oatmeal. Everything should come out okay.
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You are indeed lucky. You may find that you will get more "symptoms" as you get older, though--before you get to the joys of menopause.

You know what you're right, she's only 19 I think? It's gotten worse as I've gotten older
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