Dalton
Blue Crack Addict
So yesterday I ate a whole block of cheddar cheese and chased it with a couple cans of baked beans. Now I am as constipated as you'd like with wicked gas pains. Is this what PMS feels like?
If so, how should I handle it? I've already used it as an excuse to be rude to everyone I've encountered, so I've got that but whats the next step? Chocolate? Midol?
Guys, I'm trying to remedy the situation by drinking light beer and apple juice while smoking a whole pack of cigarettes. If that won't flush me clean, I don't know what will.
If so, how should I handle it? I've already used it as an excuse to be rude to everyone I've encountered, so I've got that but whats the next step? Chocolate? Midol?
Guys, I'm trying to remedy the situation by drinking light beer and apple juice while smoking a whole pack of cigarettes. If that won't flush me clean, I don't know what will.