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Desert_Sky

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Sorry i know these are bad but i just had to post them! (sorry to all u french out there) :)

What's the difference between a Wonderbra and France?

A Wonderbra has decent support and a cup.

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What's the difference between France and Grimsby Fishermen?

Grimsby fisherman score quite regularly and know where the back of the net is.

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What's the difference between a mini and Barthez's goal?

You can only fit 2 comfortably in the back of a mini.


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Why do the French float on water?

Because they're scum.

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What's the difference between a new student and the French?

After two weeks a student has managed to score at least once.

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What's the most expensive ticket on the black market in Japan?

The next flight from Tokyo the Charles de Gaulle.

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What's the difference between France's and China's world cup

campaign?

3 days.

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What's the difference between France's World Cup campaign and

Garlic?

Garlic has influence and tends to lingers around longer then French

football.

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What's the difference between French Football and the Euro?

The whole of Europe is united in it's view on French Football
 
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