|06-12-2002, 02:55 PM||#1|
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bristol, England
Local Time: 01:11 AM
Poor French jokes
Sorry i know these are bad but i just had to post them! (sorry to all u french out there)
What's the difference between a Wonderbra and France?
A Wonderbra has decent support and a cup.
What's the difference between France and Grimsby Fishermen?
Grimsby fisherman score quite regularly and know where the back of the net is.
What's the difference between a mini and Barthez's goal?
You can only fit 2 comfortably in the back of a mini.
Why do the French float on water?
Because they're scum.
What's the difference between a new student and the French?
After two weeks a student has managed to score at least once.
What's the most expensive ticket on the black market in Japan?
The next flight from Tokyo the Charles de Gaulle.
What's the difference between France's and China's world cup
What's the difference between France's World Cup campaign and
Garlic has influence and tends to lingers around longer then French
What's the difference between French Football and the Euro?
The whole of Europe is united in it's view on French Football
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