ghetofabu
Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
I am trying to watch what I eat. I have been such a bum and have not gone to the gym in like a month. Sooooo I am here at work and trying to be good. This is not very easy seeing as they keep putting more stuff (I.E. JUNK FOOD) in the break room which I can handle because the is all about me and my self-control. BUT when some one in the office is doing a breakfast taco run (I am in south Texas) and ask me if I want some thing and then it is the birthday of the month (we celeb everyone for the current month on one day) and they have this fatting ass (literally) carrot (my fav) and chocolate cake. Now I can handle being offered a taco (even though they know I am always trying to watch what I eat) BUT wouldn't you think that if I did not go into the FUCKING conference room for cake that MAYBE JUST MAYBE I did not want cake. SOOOOOOOO what the fuck do you think "THEY" do????? Well when they are done celebrating in the conference room and have to put the cakes some where and they decide to put them on the row in front of me directly in front of my desk. HELLO????? AND NOW I HAVE THIS ASS WHOLE IN FRONT OF ME EATING IT PICKING ON ME AS WE SPEAK. AND HE IS EATING THE CARROT CAKE. EXCUSE ME WHILE I GET UP TO KNOCK HIS ASS OUT.