dianepm
Professional Insomniac
at least you'd get a soft landing if you fell ON him..hehe.
at least you'd get a soft landing if you fell ON him..hehe.
who Liam or Mr Cin?
I know who I'd prefer to land on.
not entirely sure I should ask or not........so I won't....
I have no shame. . . .although I should....
you prolly don't wanna know.
Want to eat all my dinner cause it's yum but tummy is toooo small!!
That's what I hate about pasta...it's very filling and you can only eat so much...but it does freeze well and you could always freeze the leftovers and pop them in the micro later...
I'm nice and cuddly, so it's obvious.
I've kept half aside for tomorrow night.
Yeah, that's the reason.
dammit, why is a girl from work texting me?
I could make so many bad jokes here.
missy
and you think I do?
That's probably something I should learn how to do...text someone.
I could make so many bad jokes here.
don't let us stop you Ax...
Duh.
go for it.....it's not that girl though
Maybe it's just somebody who wants material for Texts From Last Night.
Maybe it's just somebody who wants material for Texts From Last Night.
"fuck, why am I in the shower with handcuffs clogged with marmite?"
403): you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
wouldn't the handcuffs rust??
and really...thank you for making me spit juice all over my laptop.
678): I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
must be plasterers or something like that
Make them from stainless steel?
And woot!
Make them from stainless steel?
And woot!
678): I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
must be plasterers or something like that