Phony JackASS Mystery Shoppers employed by the Corp. I can spot them a mile away

[diamond]

You see The Corp occassionally will send in a "shopper" who only goes thru the motions of buying a car..Its a plant.

I HATE this cuz at the END ..THEY say "NOT REALLY- Iam "MYSTERY-SHOPPER"

You just spent like 2 hrs of your time on a "mind-fu*k"!!
No commission paid..only a nice little report written up on your performance and a cheesy little gift certifcate

I can spot these people a mile away.

My friend and I were looking at a shopper today..and I told him of my premonition of a weathy lady standing on our showroom..ie(phony)
He was getting ready to approach her, I was ignoring her on the phone w/a person going over poll-numbers.

She was beckoning me w her eyes. I pretend I was on a high-level business call.
My friend approached her..before he did I said-'psst Shes a Mystery"

2 hrs later I was correct.
My friend is NOW throwing brocheres around the showroom floor in anger at this moment...oh dear::

I feel for him
Out-
DB9

 

[Sicy]

I think this is an extremely smart idea on behalf of the corp.

That way they can make sure you're not trying to use your diamondunsexylingo to cheat people when they're buying a car.

 

[diamond]

I think this is an extremely smart idea on behalf of the corp.

That way they can make sure you're not trying to use your diamondunsexylingo to cheat people when they're buying a car.

You do not know my action little girl..
They call me "give-away Dave" at the dealership and "the resident-Consumer Activist "-cuz I look out for my people not to f*ck them over.
They let me sell em the cheapest cuz I been here the longest and even let me AIM good looking Mods when on shift.
Seriously
So there.

DB9

 

[LOVE MUSCLE]

Sicy throwing brochures around her computer room

even let me AIM good looking Mods when on shift.
Seriously
So there.

DB9

well Sicy
that was pretty funny

 

[Sicy]

Yes when he's not blocked.

 

[Bonochick]

Yes when he's not blocked.

And that was even funnier.

 

[diamond]

hey!

And that was even funnier.

HEY

 

[LOVE MUSCLE]

Diamond
I see your sig is back bro
It dosen't look any different though


You said some beautiful person was fixin' it for you




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[diamond]

Diamond
I see your sig is back bro
It dosen't look any different though


You said some beautiful person was fixin' it for you


Yes.
The fairest one of Interland fixed it.
We scaled back the size


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