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Old 04-13-2002, 12:44 AM   #1
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Petition to bring back Sexual-Harrassment Pand and the rest

EDIT: Sexual-Harrassment Panda

Do it or I shall burn down all the bamboo forests of southern Arizona.

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Old 04-13-2002, 12:34 PM   #2
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why do you wish to summon the panda? he who sees the panda without believing will spontaneously turn inside out. so the question you must ask yourself is 'do you feel lucky?????????'

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Sexual Harrassment Panda, Come back from the caves 'neath the willow tree! Interference needs your help.



*signs the petition*
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If you were burning, then I would defenitely urinate on you

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why do you wish to summon the panda? he who sees the panda without believing will spontaneously turn inside out. so the question you must ask yourself is 'do you feel lucky?????????'


He who does not believe deserves to turn inside out. And I always feel unlucky.
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the panda has made his decision. he will appear only on the successful completion of three questions, which anyone can answer. the one who answers these questions to the panda's satisfaction shall be a true believer in the way of the panda, and, thus, will be worthy of seeing him.

question 1:

1) what is the meaning of life?

question 2:

2) if a tree falls in the woods--and no one is there to hear it--does it still make a sound? explain why scientifically.

question 3:

3) what came first: the chicken or the egg? explain why scientifically.

these are the questions of the panda. good luck with your quest.

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Then I guess she'll never come back
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Then I guess she'll never come back
But you'll always have me, pee hedge.

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I'll pee on your hedge
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