Petition to bring back Sexual-Harrassment Pand and the rest

[Johnny Swallow]

EDIT: Sexual-Harrassment Panda

Do it or I shall burn down all the bamboo forests of southern Arizona.

[This message has been edited by Johnny Swallow (edited 04-12-2002).]

 

[Bathtime Fun Whortense]

why do you wish to summon the panda? he who sees the panda without believing will spontaneously turn inside out. so the question you must ask yourself is 'do you feel lucky?????????'

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington

 

[Calluna]

Sexual Harrassment Panda, Come back from the caves 'neath the willow tree! Interference needs your help.

*signs the petition*

 

[z edge]

If you were burning, then I would defenitely urinate on you

Pandas are cool too*

 

[Johnny Swallow]

Originally posted by Bathtime Fun Whortense:
why do you wish to summon the panda? he who sees the panda without believing will spontaneously turn inside out. so the question you must ask yourself is 'do you feel lucky?????????'

He who does not believe deserves to turn inside out. And I always feel unlucky.

 

[Bathtime Fun Whortense]

the panda has made his decision. he will appear only on the successful completion of three questions, which anyone can answer. the one who answers these questions to the panda's satisfaction shall be a true believer in the way of the panda, and, thus, will be worthy of seeing him.

question 1:

1) what is the meaning of life?

question 2:

2) if a tree falls in the woods--and no one is there to hear it--does it still make a sound? explain why scientifically.

question 3:

3) what came first: the chicken or the egg? explain why scientifically.

these are the questions of the panda. good luck with your quest.

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington

 

[z edge]

Then I guess she'll never come back

 

[Peanut Butter Panda Bear]

Originally posted by z edge:
Then I guess she'll never come back

But you'll always have me, pee hedge.

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"You whacked Dieter's giraffe!"

 

[z edge]

Originally posted by Peanut Butter Panda Bear:
But you'll always have me, pee hedge.

I'll pee on your hedge

 

[Peanut Butter Panda Bear]

Originally posted by z edge:

I'll pee on your hedge

Now I'M a sad panda!

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"You whacked Dieter's giraffe!"