Peter Andre/Jordan, That Supermodel, and Camillas Son Wedding Mashup Thread

[beli]

:vomit:


Jordan. Apparently she wore stingray skin shoes.

Has she always been a brunette?

 

[beli]

The bride could hardly walk and it took four bridesmaids to help her sit down, thanks to her dress made from thousands of Swarovski crystals.

IWB will be so pleased. Shes the biggest Swarovski crystal fan on the planet

 

[beli]

"It's so big, I can't bend my finger," Jordan said

 

[beli]

More than 100 fans waited in vain for a glimpse of the happy couple

 

[U2dork]

I'm sorry, but I just don't think it looks natural when ones boobs are bigger than ones head.

 

[beli]

Guests enjoyed lobster and foie gras served by waiters who were opera singers that suddenly broke out into song during the reception, according to reports.

And fellow jungle dweller and former Sex Pistol John Lydon has also been snubbed after he said the wedding was "all a stunt and they'll get hurt."

Thats a shame. I can just picture Johnny Lydon at that wedding

 

[beli]

I'm sorry, but I just don't think it looks natural when ones boobs are bigger than ones head.

Theres absolutely nothing natural about Jordan.

I cant find anymore pics of her :woe:

 

[beli]

Camillas son Tom and Sarah Bums. You will recall her from a previous frock thread. Lets hope she managed to keep her arse inside her frock this time.

 

[beli]

The 32-year-old bride wore a fitted strapless cream silk and tulle dress by British designer Alexander McQueen. She arrived about 20 minutes late, whereas her fiance arrived some 40 minutes early and enjoyed a drink at nearby pub The Maltsters Arms.

Although details of the reception were secret, news leaked that the cake was a six-tiered affair covered in Swiss white chocolate and that 400 guests were invited.

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

Haha, I've heard about this thing from other various Australians I talk to...they don't like Jordan. At all. Or Peter, for that matter (and actually, I have a bit of issue with him, too...but it mainly deals with a song I love that he covered...or, at least, that was the idea...). I don't know much else about the guy, though, 'cause he's not gotten attention here in the States. Same with Jordan.

Anywho, in regards to the wedding...meh. Congrats to them, hope they have a good life together.

Angela

 

[beli]

 

[Queen Bee]

Just for you, beli

 

[beli]

Thanks Bee

Do you think Jordan has fake hair?

 

[beli]

Down Under has a pic of the wedding pen

 

[Queen Bee]

 

[beli]

The smallest babys outfit is tasteful

 

[Queen Bee]

So, who's Jordan?

 

[beli]

Jordan is an English "fashion" model, popstar, and celebrity. Peter Andre is an Australian fashion "model", popstar, and celebrity. If I had any of their songs I would youssendyou

 

[beli]

If you find any pics of Sarah Buys and Jodie Kidds wedding can you please share them too. The starving people of Ethanolopia thank you.

 

[beli]

Singer Peter Andre has been voted the Unsexiest Man on The Planet in a poll conducted by Company magazine.

 

[Queen Bee]

I'll see what I can do. Anything for the starving Ethanolopians

 

[Queen Bee]

Do you think Jordan has fake hair?

Definitely! I wonder why his hair looks so familiar

 

[beli]

Lets play Russian Roulette with the wedding guests. Please guess which wedding these two are attending

 

[Palace_Hero]

Jordan is one of the smartest businesswomen to have ever lived. People don't give her enough crdit, she is a VERY clever lady.

 

[beli]

I think Jordans wearing fake tan as well.

 

[beegee]

i have no idea who that woman is

but she reminds me of glinda the good witch (from the wizard of oz)

 

[beli]

No one said Jordan was stupid. Shes tasteless, tacky, and has absolutely no sense of decorum but stupid she is not.

PS I prefer Glindas frock

 

[Queen Bee]

Wait, so Boobies McChesty = Jordan?

 

[beli]

Wait, so Boobies McChesty = Jordan?

Who did you think you were posting pics of ?

 

[Palace_Hero]

Shouldn't this be in Zoo Station?