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Old 02-19-2005, 10:17 AM   #1
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Permission Slips

There are two types, a boy's permission slip to be signed by his gf,wife or sigficant other..
and a girl's permssion slip which is more like a "notification slip" to her bf or hubby.

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Old 02-19-2005, 10:20 AM   #3
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What the hell is this all about
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What the hell is this all about
Just look at the 2 different type of permission slips ya'all

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Old 02-19-2005, 11:27 AM   #8
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cannot some ppl not view the attachments/links?

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I can't cause I'm not premium..I can't dl attachments.
Hence my complete confusion.
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Old 02-19-2005, 11:36 AM   #10
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I can't cause I'm not premium..I can't dl attachments.
Hence my complete confusion.
Well send me your email addy and I will send you the links..theyre quite funny.



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LOL Very funny.
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<--thats what I think
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For those who can't view attachments:
(Boy's version):

APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS

Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:

I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period:_______
Time of return______
Date:_____ Time of departure: NOT to exceed:_____

Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.


Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer___ Wine____ Liquor ___ Total____

Locations to be visited



Females with whom conversation
is permitted_____

IMPORTANT – STRIPPER CLAUSE: Not withstanding the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship.

I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it’s not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you on an unlimited shopping spree, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.

I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct.
Signed - Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:_______


Request is: APPROVED ____ DENIED____

This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times.
"……………………………………………………………………………………………………………
Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time:____
Date:_____ Time of departure:____ Time of return:

Signed – Girlfriend/Fiancé/Wife:____
#############################################################################################################################


*Girl's version:

APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GIRLS

Name of Girlfriend/Fiancé/Partner/Wife:

I’m going out.

Signed: (me) _____________________________


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