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Old 01-23-2006, 05:55 PM   #1
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Normal Penis fencing (sock-free thread)

From The Journal of Natural History

>>> Australian scientists have discovered a species of flatworm, classified in a group known as oyster leeches.

The University of New South Wales said the creature -- named Imogine lateotentare -- is a very simple organism, but to say that its behavior is bizarre and complex would be an understatement.

The creatures have both male and female sexual organs.
They engage in a sexual practice that can be described as 'penis fencing'.

With the goal of reproduction, they attempt to stab each other with their genitals and the first to succeed in penetration inserts their sperm and then goes on to 'dick it out' with another flatworm.

The 'loser' of the battle lays and broods the eggs.


There's your weird news for the day
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I actually did that last night.

I kid thee not.

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Old 01-23-2006, 05:59 PM   #3
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In the struggle for survival, sometimes desparate measures are necessary?

EDIT: I wonder if they organize tournaments?
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Well if they don't they should,

The amount of money that the likes of Nike would make from sponsorship really does astound me.

Also it would be a hell of a lot better to watch than the likes of golf.

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is it wrong that i miss the socks?
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is it wrong that i miss the socks?
Quite.

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Re: Penis fencing (sock-free thread)

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...and then goes on to 'dick it out' with another flatworm.
That made me laugh more than it should have.
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Sounds like fun, maybe I'll try it out.
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so it's kinda like a swords fight?
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It's like watching little swords fight...........amusing.
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maybe they put little tapeworm socks on their little tapeworm penises
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Only a stupid or drunk little worm would be caught fencing without a sock
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wtf
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haha! joke's on you, i use birth control!
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