Penguin, Tasmania Superthread

[Slopsy]

I'M READY TO GET CRAAAZAAAAY.

clf

 

[Slopsy]

Also this probably features their worst beat yet!

 

[Axver]

Wow, No Game was over mercifully quick.

 

[Axver]

They need viagra?

 

[Slopsy]

Time to Blame Tom. Who is this Tom?

 

[Slopsy]

Like oh my god this bitch is fat she'll totally squash my skinny arse!

 

[Slopsy]

Oh, sorry, they're NOT emo? My mistake!

 

[Axver]

Time to Blame Tom. Who is this Tom?

Tom of MySpace, I think.

This song is a HILARIOUS twist on the suicidal tones of The Broken!

 

[Slopsy]

Time to Blame Tom. Who is this Tom?

Right, MYSPACE Tom. I'm ashamed I worked that out.

 

[Axver]

Oh my god, the start of True Love sounds like what would happen if Muse got crunk.

 

[Slopsy]

Ah, Band Tee, I remember you.

ETA I accidentally skipped a song! Oh dear! Ok, True Love.

 

[Slopsy]

Oh my god, the start of True Love sounds like what would happen if Muse got crunk.

That's terrifying!

 

[Axver]

I really can't tell if they're angry about cheating or don't care.

 

[Slopsy]

Fucking hell, what do I have to do to get Se7en to realise I am not going to shake my arse?!

 

[Slopsy]

I really can't tell if they're angry about cheating or don't care.

I don't know, but I think someone is vomiting in the background.

 

[Slopsy]

You're all I think about when I'm masturbating.

SO touching.

 

[Axver]

I don't know, but I think someone is vomiting in the background.

Sounds like disgruntled wolves vomiting to me.

Oh god the whistling noise in Band Tee.

 

[Slopsy]

You know, I'm actually enjoying this more than Ke$ha!

 

[Slopsy]

Sounds like disgruntled wolves vomiting to me.

Oh god the whistling noise in Band Tee.

You mean you don't like these CLUB BEATZ?!

 

[Axver]

Wow, Band Tee has got to be one of the Brokies' least listenable efforts ever.

But yes, more lulz than Ke$ha. Don't you wish you were with me?

 

[Slopsy]

...no, I have no idea what he's saying any more!

 

[Slopsy]

Oh, I see, we're getting naked!

 

[Axver]

What the hell is the start of Kandyland.

 

[Slopsy]

How can we be getting naked, but also have our band tees and skinny jeans on?!

 

[Axver]

Oh my god they're trying to make a ballad.

 

[Slopsy]

Ahahaha what the fuck is this!

 

[Slopsy]

My butterfly, I'm happy when you're with me.
You're everything I see, and everything I need.
These broken wings, will guide our love through the sky.
And take us away from these nightmares

Please, just...no.

 

[Axver]

YOU MAKE MY PEE PEE HARD.

cld

 

[Slopsy]

SEX TOYZ!!

 

[Slopsy]

YOU MAKE MY PEE PEE HARD.

cld

Best. Lyric. EVER.