Penguin, Tasmania Superthread

[Axver]

Yeah, stop getting fuckin' freaky together and get fuckin' freaky with BC13.

 

[Slopsy]

And just to really get you in the mood, here is Bree, the "crunk pig mascot".

 

[Axver]

Charlotte, I am scarred and the album hasn't even begun yet.

 

[Slopsy]

Charlotte, I am scarred and the album hasn't even begun yet.

Then my work here is done.

 

[LemonMelon]

A$hley does not have the resistance of her namesake and managed to get sick without drinking any alcohol whatsoever. So we're going to lie down and watch LA Confidential. For the record, I have one, count them, ONE glass of Moscato in my system, and the Superthread will not be privy to my drunken comedic genius. Sorz for any inconvenience. BrokeNCYDE will have to make do without our abuse.

 

[Reggo]

I followed in Ashley's footsteps:

Albums to be listened to for 2010 ? An Ocean of Noise

 

[Axver]

A$hley does not have the resistance of her namesake and managed to get sick without drinking any alcohol whatsoever. So we're going to lie down and watch LA Confidential. For the record, I have one, count them, ONE glass of Moscato in my system, and the Superthread will not be privy to my drunken comedic genius. Sorz for any inconvenience. BrokeNCYDE will have to make do without our abuse.

Aww damn. We'll miss you guys.

Still, this shall be A Crunk Crunk Time.

 

[Slopsy]

Poor A$hers!

 

[Axver]

Time to be doin this thang.

:hitsplay:

 

[Slopsy]

Ok let's fucking do this shit!

 

[Reggo]

A$hley does not have the resistance of her namesake and managed to get sick without drinking any alcohol whatsoever. So we're going to lie down and watch LA Confidential. For the record, I have one, count them, ONE glass of Moscato in my system, and the Superthread will not be privy to my drunken comedic genius. Sorz for any inconvenience. BrokeNCYDE will have to make do without our abuse.

Hope she feels better!

 

[Slopsy]

BC13 MOTHERFUCKER.

cld

 

[Axver]

I swear this is the whiniest screaming I've ever heard.

 

[LemonMelon]

I followed in Ashley's footsteps:

Albums to be listened to for 2010 � An Ocean of Noise

That album by The Jam is fucking good. They're more of a singles band as far as I've observed, but get on that.

OK, tape is rewound. Night, Superthread. I'll forward the good wishes to A$h.

 

[Slopsy]

WELL WE UP IN THE CLUB GETTIN FREAKAY WITH SLUTS!

 

[Slopsy]

Even I can scream better than this, oh man!

 

[Axver]

Oh my god, the "bree bree" is cracking me up so much.

Whiny emo chimpanzee much?

 

[Slopsy]

Se7en! Stop screaming at me! I am NOT going to shake that ass!!

 

[Axver]

He sounds so depressed as he shrieks "why don't you shake that arse girl?"

It's like he's pleading with the last girl on earth and she's uglier than Dick Cheney.

 

[Reggo]

That album by The Jam is fucking good. They're more of a singles band as far as I've observed, but get on that.

OK, tape is rewound. Night, Superthread. I'll forward the good wishes to A$h.

Will do

Have a good one, Tra$hley.

 

[Slopsy]

Oh my god, the "bree bree" is cracking me up so much.

Whiny emo chimpanzee much?

Perfect description!

 

[Slopsy]

GET CRUNK GET DRUNK GET FUCKED UP.

Oh this is class.

 

[Slopsy]

Oh my fucking god I have to quote this entire song, holy fucking shit

 

[Axver]

I'm pretty sure 2drunk 2drive's description of oral sex indicates they have not, in fact, had oral sex.

 

[Slopsy]

Up and down, back and forth!

 

[Slopsy]

Drink up, drunk slut, you catch up. I'm too fucked up to stand up. I don't drink to impress myself. I drink to wake up in your girlfriends house. And when I wake up in her bed, I tell that bitch to give me head, I make her lick my penis up and down, up and down...

There are no words.

 

[Axver]

You can be my sugar dumpling muffin something pumpkin pie.

 

[Slopsy]

That was SO nice.

 

[Slopsy]

He just...snorted, didn't he? Hahaha.

 

[Axver]

He just...snorted, didn't he? Hahaha.

I think he was imitating a crunk pig.