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Old 02-23-2005, 06:22 PM   #1
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If you combine the IQs of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson and Tara Reid, what do you get?



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Re: Paris Hilton and friends

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If you combine the IQs of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson and Tara Reid, what do you get?



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one of those self propelled vacuums
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one of those self propelled vacuums
You mean a Roomba?
But I thought those things were really smart... as far as self propelling vacuums go.
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i figured the four of them would have a lot of suction

did you see the Paris vid?
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Suction (as in Suck-ion):

Do you mean their singing/acting abilities?
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You get the IQ of a doorknob that could still outwit them.
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Suction (as in Suck-ion):

Do you mean their singing/acting abilities?

both of those sound about right

for the paris video, too
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You get the IQ of a doorknob that could still outwit them.
doorknob

as in "everyone takes a turn on a doorknob?"
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If you combine them together...they would say That's hot because I'm so vapid and that I'm such a drunken slut and that I really can sing but see my boobs can get me anywhere.... *flips hair* Like, oh my god!
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Wow...this is a pretty nasty thread.
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It is really. But if Paris has nowt better to do than scour the web looking for mean comments about her, she'll be online for a long long time. I don't know the woman so can't pass any factually based comments on who she is, who she thinks she is, and what she believes.

But I can quote others!

I've read interviews aplenty where Paris yaps interminably about utter bullshit (I was bored senseless, okay?!). I have not seen, heard, or read, one iota of intelligence in this woman. I'd like to think that she's not actually a pathetic little imbecile with the brainpower of a pubic louse.... maybe she's been misinterpreted by journalists.

Who knows. Who cares!!

PS: Does Paris honestly believe that 'The Bottle-blonde Hyena' look is even vaguely attractive?
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Yea it's nasty(I apologize for the comments) but Paris needs a clue really badly.
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