Pago Pago, American Samoa Superthread

[Vlad n U 2]

As per wikipedia:

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I guess it helps to pick your nose then!

 

[mysterious_jen]

I have two

They were once my favourite band. At the same time as I liked Eminem.

WO???? into the vocano with you !!
eminem

 

[Axver]

Brokencyde on Belarus:

"Eww, I'm not going to a communist country, I don't wanna get killed ..."

The problem with your post is your assumption that they know the word 'communist'. Three syllables? Way too many!

Even 'country' is a stretch.

 

[Alisaura]

I have two

They were once my favourite band. At the same time as I liked Eminem.

I've got Reise, Reise... I still listen to it occasionally. I barely know any German but even I can tell the lyrics are awful... but it's fun if I'm in the right mood.

*therethere*

Huh, wasn't expecting that to turn into an actual smiley!

 

[Slopsy]

WO???? into the vocano with you !!
eminem

I was only 10!

 

[Vlad n U 2]

I have a Rammstein album.

They are a very naughty band.

Poor unfortunate places being raped by the "2Drunk2Fuck Tour":

Amsterdam, Netherlands
Cologne, Germany
Stuttgart, Germany
Milano, Milan, Italy
Roma, Rome, Italy
Zürich, Zurich, Switzerland
Wien, Vienna, Austria
Praha, Czech Republic
München, Germany
Brussels, Belgium
Eindhoven, Netherlands
Paris, France

At least most of the slavic states are fortunate enough to survive. Poor Czech people.

You're being generous when you assume BrokeNCYDE know what communism IS!

At school I was told I was a communist. Apparently everyone in Russia is one.

 

[Slopsy]

I've got Reise, Reise... I still listen to it occasionally. I barely know any German but even I can tell the lyrics are awful... but it's fun if I'm in the right mood.

*therethere*

Huh, wasn't expecting that to turn into an actual smiley!

They're so tasteful too. The singer pretends to sodomise the keyboardist on stage, which has got them banned in a few places!

 

[Alisaura]

Poor unfortunate places being raped by the "2Drunk2Fuck Tour":

Amsterdam, Netherlands
Cologne, Germany
Stuttgart, Germany
Milano, Milan, Italy
Roma, Rome, Italy
Zürich, Zurich, Switzerland
Wien, Vienna, Austria
Praha, Czech Republic
München, Germany
Brussels, Belgium
Eindhoven, Netherlands
Paris, France

We should tell GG to evacuate...

 

[Vlad n U 2]

The problem with your post is your assumption that they know the word 'communist'. Three syllables? Way too many!

Even 'country' is a stretch.

Yeah, I'm not surprised that they are going to Amsterdam though, if ya get what I mean.

 

[Axver]

As per Iceland.org:

Even though the eruption is relatively small? Must be comforting for everybody stranded ...!

 

[Alisaura]

Spoiler

I guess it helps to pick your nose then!

I dunno, it might encourage your nose to produce more! Better in than out, in some cases...

 

[Vlad n U 2]

They're so tasteful too. The singer pretends to sodomise the keyboardist on stage, which has got them banned in a few places!

Our Minister of Culture wanted them banned from the country.

But then they were given visas and allowed to play.

 

[Axver]

They're so tasteful too. The singer pretends to sodomise the keyboardist on stage, which has got them banned in a few places!

If that's all it takes to get banned, why are Brokencyde not?

Or, for that matter, Green Day.

 

[Alisaura]

The problem with your post is your assumption that they know the word 'communist'. Three syllables? Way too many!

Even 'country' is a stretch.

I was imagining before that they would need an interpreter to translate their bestial grunts into something approximating language.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

We should tell GG to evacuate...

Or at least find a bomb shelter.

 

[Alisaura]

At school I was told I was a communist. Apparently everyone in Russia is one.

I shall address you as "Comrade" henceforth.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

If that's all it takes to get banned, why are Brokencyde not?

Or, for that matter, Green Day.

Is there something I'm missing?

Maybe they should be banned from all NATO member countries for insulting the US.

 

[Alisaura]

They're so tasteful too. The singer pretends to sodomise the keyboardist on stage, which has got them banned in a few places!

Charming! But then after watching Ross Noble pretending to shag his nanna...

 

[Vlad n U 2]

I shall address you as "Comrade" henceforth.

I am so honoured.

 

[Slopsy]

Ax and I have actually found something MORE tasteful than BrokeNCYDE.

Would anyone like to see?

 

[Alisaura]

Even though the eruption is relatively small? Must be comforting for everybody stranded ...!

I guess they sneer at any eruption that doesn't take out half the island.

 

[Axver]

I was only 10!

No excuse! I was listening to U2, REM, and The Shadows then.

(And, uh, a little bit of Matchbox 20 and Metallica. Though I don't think Matchbox 20 were shit on their first album, just generic. Later on, yes, they were shit.)

 

[Vlad n U 2]

ax and i have actually found something more tasteful than brokencyde.

Would anyone like to see?

no way.

 

[Slopsy]

My music taste was always impeccable.

 

[Alisaura]

Or at least find a bomb shelter.

*conducts Brokencyde drill using air-raid siren*


Man, I should stop backspacing, my typing has gone to shit.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

No excuse! I was listening to U2, REM, and The Shadows then.

(And, uh, a little bit of Matchbox 20 and Metallica. Though I don't think Matchbox 20 were shit on their first album, just generic. Later on, yes, they were shit.)

I had a phase in which I loved Matchbox Twenty for about six months.

 

[Slopsy]

no way.

Spoiler

 

[Alisaura]

Is there something I'm missing?

Maybe they should be banned from all NATO member countries for insulting the US.

Insulting the US should get them a medal...

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Spoiler

A band called blank?

 

[Alisaura]

Ax and I have actually found something MORE tasteful than BrokeNCYDE.

Would anyone like to see?

*runs to join GG in the bomb shelter*