Oregon Trail: Interference Edition

[DaveC]

You need more wagon wheels. Those things break like Utoo Man's arms going over the mountains.

 

[Utoo]

We're loaded, by the way. $1112.00?! Why haven't we pimped out the wagon yet?!

I vote for tinted windows, flashy rims & 3 dvd players. :blingbling:

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

We're loaded, by the way. $1112.00?! Why haven't we pimped out the wagon yet?!

 

[Thora]

Oh man, I loved this game! This is hilarious!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i bet ya GG gets dysentary first

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes!!!

i so rule.

 

[GibsonGirl]

I vote for tinted windows, flashy rims & 3 dvd players. :blingbling:

And a huge subwoofer.

 

[phillyfan26]

I vote for vodka. Lots and lots of vodka.

 

[martha]

Too much vodka may not help the dysentery.

 

[U2Man]

a huge subwoofer won't either.

 

[U2Man]

or is that neither?

 

[phillyfan26]

neither would be a double negative

 

[U2Man]

i see, but some people use it anyway, don't they, or?

 

[GibsonGirl]

Too much vodka may not help the dysentery.

Well, I'm not going to let my gastrointestinal problems hamper the good times. I'll just hang out in the back while everyone else in the wagon gets wasted with My Humps on full blast.

 

[GibsonGirl]

i see, but some people use it anyway, don't they, or?

Das gibt's doch nicht!

 

[U2Man]

aber doch.

 

[kellyahern]

Hasn't anyone died yet? Not even an ox?

 

[Tiger Edge]

You know, I think I've had enough with you people wishing us sickness and death. We're trying to cross America here! Where is the patriotism?!

 

[kellyahern]

The Oregon Trail is not about patriotism. It's about hardship, dysentery, dead oxen, and death. Sweet, sweet death.





A tad dark, I admit .

 

[Utoo]

It's also about buying ammunition.

 

[phillyfan26]

i see, but some people use it anyway, don't they, or?

Some people say a lot of things. Doesn't make 'em right.

 

[Tiger Edge]

I'm going to die! Everything is too quiet.

 

[kellyahern]

You don't even have a broken arm yet.

 

[Lila64]

This thread is hilarious! Can't wait for the next update!

 

[LMP]

It's also about buying ammunition.

I'm going to die! Everything is too quiet.

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Kelly!



I can't wait to see the sure to be hilarious epitaph's on the headstones.


Cmon, somebody die already! It's not a true cross country adventure until you suffer some losses....

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

too long between updates

 

[Tiger Edge]

I just played it on my own for TWO hours and we died about 150 miles from the Finish.
Next time I'm starting at the brink of winter so I won't have to deal with the clothes issue.

This is worse than the bubble game. I can't believe they made us play this in class.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i played it at work and got to oregon in half an hour. three of my friends died... two of 'em drowning on the very first river crossing... but eh, fuck 'em.

you guys suck.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I got to Oregon and nobody died!

4,770 points

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

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