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when im bored i like to listen to bono ooooohs and sing into my echo mic. do you have an echo mic?

i am going to continue to talk to myself in this thread and no one else is allowed to reply here.

deathbear especially is not allowed to reply here
 
in hawkmoon live in melbourne, and in other lovetown shows too, bono sings "we miss you". who is he talking to and who does he miss and how does he really know if edge and larry and adam miss them too?

if i was edge i would want to say dammit bono gimme that microphone for once, im sikc of singing so close to you after youve eaten garlic
 
Originally posted by zooropamanda:

deathbear especially is not allowed to reply here

screw off.

im very good looking.

i just happen to be VERY ill.

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-deathbear
 
i like to rub garlic on my genitals, or anyone else's for that matter, as long as I can roast the garlic afterward thru a slow but painfully beauitufl and prestigious process called "genital hazing," do not be surprised if i win a nobel prize or even more importantly -- an oscar -- wherein I will be joined by Russell Crowe on stage to recite a stirring rendition of Dostoyevsky's "Crime and Punishment"

garlic I said
 
Originally posted by zooropamanda:

if i was edge i would want to say dammit bono gimme that microphone for once, im sikc of singing so close to you after youve eaten garlic


Liar! If you were Edge you would be spanking Bono, not yelling at him...

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Somebody put something in my drink!
 
the world isnt fair

deathbear, you can only have ugly babies so telling me to screw off isnt a good idea. you suck bigtime and im gonna get happy now so u wont get an angry kiss.

mib youre gross and as if you could handle being with an aussie on any stage
 
why are you all here????

this is my thread

no one is allowed to post but me
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i am not george michael
maybe sicy is trying to seduce you with cheesy garlic bread
or maybe its deathbear with his ugly unborn worm baby

get out of my thread all of you

russell can stay
 
Sometime in the next ten thousand years
A comet's gonna wipe out all trace of Man
I'm banking on it coming before
My end of year exams
The rich kid becomes a junkie
The poor kid an advertiser
What a tragic waste of potential!
(Bein' a junkie's not so good either)
Your folks worked hard for what you've got
You're the fruit of their vine
But who cares what you sow when what you reap is:
"Greg, you missed the stop sign!"
 
Epistemology shits me
Ontology shits me
Phraseology shits me
Scatology shits me
Life shits me, this song shits me,
Even shit shits me
But they don't shit me one tiny eency weency miniscule
macroscopic nanoseismic pan-insignificant zoophytic
neo-nonexistent bit compared to the way...
I shit me, whoa!
 
I Drive A Truck

Truck you 'Australia Felix'
Truck you the sheep's back
Truck you Tasmania
Truck you Big Mac

I drive a truck

Truck you scotch & soda
Truck you the underground
Truck you enigmatic coda
Truck you lost and found

I drive a truck
 
(He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River

I'm on the drug,
I'm on the drug,
I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix.

I saw his body thrashing round.
I saw his pulse rate going down.
I saw him in convulsive throes.
I said "I'll have one of those."

Hillary had,
Hillary had,
Hillary had it in his veins.

Hillary had Everest in his veins;
Armstrong did moon, was not the same;
Heroes explore to give us hope;
River pushed back the envelope.

Drank the slab,
Drank the slab,
Drank the slab that Bon Scott drunk.

I drank the slab that Bon Scott drunk;
I injected some of Hendrix's junk;
I booked a seat on Lynyrd Skynyrd's plane;
Mama Cass's sandwich? Ate the same.

Now I'm bored,
Now I'm bored,
Now I'm bored there's no stopping.

Now I'm bored and there's no stopping;
I need another celeb to fill a coffin;
Where'll I get my next drug action?
Odds on it'll be Michael Jackson.

I'm on the drug,
I'm on the drug,
I'm on the drug that killed River Phoenix.

I'm on the drug

Drug,
I'm on the drug,
I'm on the drug,
I'm on the drug.
 
Get Thee To A Nunnery

Was it God or the Devil tell me somebody
Who put Sophie Lee in Sophie Lee's body?
Is it better or worse, I'll pay you some money
Is it better or worse when she tries to be funny?

Is it or isn't it my TV set squeaking?
It surely couldn't be English she's speaking
Who is who, damn it, can you tell me soon?
Who is the human, who is the cartoon?

It couldn't be could it? Impossible I feel
I heard Sophie Lee is actually real (x2)


Was it God or the Devil tell me somebody
Who put Sophie Lee in Sophie Lee's body?
 
I'm gonna sit right down and whittle away my furniture,
it's the only thing for me to do
I'm gonna sit right down and whittle away my furniture,
won't don't you do it to?

Seen a lot of problems in my lonely life
Torment and psychosis, oh where'd I put my pocket knife?
 
All Homeboys Are Dickheads

I know his dad's abusive
And his mum prefers the daughter;
I know he's got an Attention
Deficiency Disorder;
He's culturally excluded
And genetically inbred;
But the reason he's a homeboy
Is because he's a dickhead.
 
Anarchy Means Crossing When It Says 'Don't Walk'

I've got my money in my pocket
I've got my guitar in my hand
I've got my copy of Das Kapital
I'm gonna go down to the library and read it

I've got my needle and my syringe
I've got my freedom from the world
I'm gonna kill my mum and dad
And then I wanna get into real estate

Anarchy, anarchy

Yeeha! Well music is my ticket to freedom
Rock is my passport outta here
I'd rather wear a shirt and collar, yeah
and get fat drinking beer

Here we go... anarchy, anarchy, anarchy, anarchy, anarchy...
Anarchy means crossing when it says 'Don't Walk'
The end.
 
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