Only this man can save my filmmaking career

[Kieran McConville]

Steve Guttenberg, where the fuck are you?

You were needed on the set at 9am sharp this morning. We're shooting with a stunt double now.

This is getting ridiculous. You haven't even grown a decent combover for your role as The Dying Guy. It's almost like you don't want a second chance at Hollywood glory.

Well screw you man. I got plenty of other c-grade celebrities knocking down my door. Like Doogie Howser MD and the bald angry guy from ER, for example.

Quit doing the Ronald and get your arse in gear, Steve.

 

[Kieran McConville]

The honourary mayor of Pacific Palisades can surely spare a little time from his civic duties to get in front of the goddam camera and be the Dying Guy.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

this man claims to be steven baldwin. hes bald, hes beautiful - hes the best.

i know time is ticking, but if you move quick, i think he'll settle for a 2 million dollar contract.

you can reach him at the local KFC, 829-2437

 

[notiti]

That damn Steve Guttenburg. Who the hell does he think he is? I offered him a batch of muffins to paint my fence and he just took them and ran off!! The nerve...

 

[cujo]

I blame the Stonecutters.

 

[Edgette]

I blame the Stonecutters.

Who rigs every Oscar night.

 

[Elvis Presley]

I sure have a thing for that Vinny Delpino from Doogie Howser, cool dude alert!!!

 

[cujo]

I'm more of a Buddy from Charles In Charge type.

He's the cassanova of my prime-time cul-de-sac.

Can I hear an oh yeah?

 

[HeadsOnSticks]

OK, funny but true story. In college I waited tables at The Chathouse and one in comes Steve Guttenberg. Now, this is way past his prime. Anyway, at the end of the evening his credit card was denied. DENIED. We laughed so hard. His date had to pay!

 

[notiti]

Who holds back the electric car?


Oh and EP, nice Avatar man....

 

[Elvis Presley]

OK, funny but true story. In college I waited tables at The Chathouse and one in comes Steve Guttenberg. Now, this is way past his prime. Anyway, at the end of the evening his credit card was denied. DENIED. We laughed so hard. His date had to pay!

now thats funny