ABEL
An Angel In Devil's Shoes
I was bored this evening, so I transcripted the story in the "Three words conversation" thread into story form so that it could all be read at once. (yes, I must have too much time on my hands 
). I will try to add more to this thread as the story continues
btw if you would like to contribute to the story, please do not post here...go to the "Three words conversation" link below and post a reply there.
http://forum.interference.com/showthread.php?threadid=61641
anyway, here's the story...enjoy....
Once Upon a U2 Forum
O nce upon a
forum there was
mad man dog
who liked to
dance with Sicy.
daafish got mad
and chacha'ed his
face with silly string
then Sicy said,
I want to
oh my cat.
and a monkey
danced into the
penguin filled sky.
When suddenly a
giant piece of
cream filled pie
flew through the
lemonade stand, so
that Sicy had
to take the
pie somewhere else
Sicy took it
Then suddenly there
was an explosion
and she said
drink more fluids
Salome is very
sarcastic and sometimes
very cute but
the mojo escaped
and everyone knows
salome needs mojo
to keep his
sensual shaking actions
swooning the ladies
diamond is a
hairy, scary person
and needs a
good cha-cha-ing on
his fat face
and after that
sicy shoved a
pitchfork up his
left nostril, then
put her finger
in her pocket
and Lara Mullen
hugged diamond tight
but she realised
he was wet
because it rained
and flower wilted
but bloomed again
but she had
3 baby flowers
with dance shoes
they danced when
flower started screaming
and Salome ate
15 large pizzas
that was yummie
and got fat
everyone was jealous
so visited a
hair transplant place
And noticed Edge
wasnt really bald
but Bono was
a woman and
used Edge's hair
for his dog
the dog ate
diamonds hair piece
Edge's pet budgie
and blarghed it
"nnoooooo" said Bono
not on the
diamond sexy jeep
meanwhile zedge was
Humping Larrys leg
so larry screamed
and jumped in
a bubble pit
saying 'this sucks'
sicy grabbed wanderer
in the ass
eating soulful's brains
soulful turned zombie
and fell in
a deep hole
the hole was
|<-----------------------------------------------------THIS BIG------------------------------------------------------------------------->|
People are strange
when you're a
stranger faces look
at Salomes ball
eating popcorn on
old potbelly stoves
meanwhile they play
basstrap has a
large left kidney
and it just
fell on the
bar and drank
green men who
wanted to kiss
Basstrap on the
mouth and then
continued to kiss
eachother, then they
went to Lara's
to help her
make a really
big snowman and
then ABEL visited
and we all
took Bass to
where he sa
a really big
monkey trying to
eat his way
into the delicious
big box of
bananas. Then came
AcrobatMan who wanted
kill the monkey
but Lara said
dont kill that
they had a
another good idea
and they went
to a rock show
of our U2
Pinkfloyd saved everybody
and then Sicy
ate pinkfloyd's brains
but they tasted
like rat cakes
Which could mean
only one thing
that Sicy is
tired of brains
but not brawn
so she goes
to salsa clubs
with daafish and
does the yogurt
Missmac is speechless
and deathbear mankisses
the wanderer on
his nether regions
the wanderer screams
to no avail
what is that?
its deathbear's ass.
which makes sounds
I am cornholio!!!!!!!!
I need tp!!!
and talks back
in jesse's face
spurting out nonsense
ewww ewww ewww
ok ok ok
said deathbear's ass
he needs piercings
to match his
very feminine manicure
unfortunately for him
girls hated him
when he's sober
so he drank
until he puked
out z-edge mini-me's
and said SHAZAM!!
and z-edge appeared
to be deformed.
and skunks appeared
which forced z-edge
to Puke again
when suddenly the
WATER BACKED UP
in z-edge's pool
IT WAS FOUL
he drank it
and puked too
towards Sicy who
slapped him and
ate his brains
and then he
ran around screaming
and a huge
elephant ran by
and he bit
into a tasty
butt cheek which
which tasted like
it belonged to
something that had
huge mold growths
and it tasted
like it had
also had big
HUGE MOLD GROWTHS
and then it
began to move
so he spit
on a huge
plate and called
salome's ball walker
Sicy then cha-cha-cha-ed
And then came
a big lemon
doing the tango
together with a
mysterious creature which
sneaked out off
a large box
that contained lemons.
Then came fallingstar
who said she
wanted to dance
but needed someone
And some music
of U2 appeared
Also appeared SICY
who stopped AcrobatMan
suddenly sicy noticed
U2's on TV
and the song
was discotheque. She
danced like bellydancers
suddenly pinkfloyd came
but she kicked
his bad ass
and ate his
dark side of
breakfast lunch dinner
he then went
lots of things
including his brains
and yummy sauce
with a spoon
and two lesbians
were sitting on
an inflatable chair
but it burst
the girls flew
Into ZEdges arms
and zedge was
so excited that
his pants ripped
and he screamed
then the girls
Burst into laughter!!!
and went skinnydipping
With Jesseu2, but
but no one
excpt z-edge could
really make them
drink adult beverages
zedge put his
froggie sprinkler in
So they could
all sit on
the sprinkler and
really get a
good view of
me (JesseU2) with them (girls)
posing for pictures
for the Interference
convention for fans
and all those
who wanted to
suck lemons with
olives and dance
salsa while on
the giant lemon
). I will try to add more to this thread as the story continues btw if you would like to contribute to the story, please do not post here...go to the "Three words conversation" link below and post a reply there.
http://forum.interference.com/showthread.php?threadid=61641
anyway, here's the story...enjoy....
Once Upon a U2 Forum
O nce upon a
forum there was
mad man dog
who liked to
dance with Sicy.
daafish got mad
and chacha'ed his
face with silly string
then Sicy said,
I want to
oh my cat.
and a monkey
danced into the
penguin filled sky.
When suddenly a
giant piece of
cream filled pie
flew through the
lemonade stand, so
that Sicy had
to take the
pie somewhere else
Sicy took it
Then suddenly there
was an explosion
and she said
drink more fluids
Salome is very
sarcastic and sometimes
very cute but
the mojo escaped
and everyone knows
salome needs mojo
to keep his
sensual shaking actions
swooning the ladies
diamond is a
hairy, scary person
and needs a
good cha-cha-ing on
his fat face
and after that
sicy shoved a
pitchfork up his
left nostril, then
put her finger
in her pocket
and Lara Mullen
hugged diamond tight
but she realised
he was wet
because it rained
and flower wilted
but bloomed again
but she had
3 baby flowers
with dance shoes
they danced when
flower started screaming
and Salome ate
15 large pizzas
that was yummie
and got fat
everyone was jealous
so visited a
hair transplant place
And noticed Edge
wasnt really bald
but Bono was
a woman and
used Edge's hair
for his dog
the dog ate
diamonds hair piece
Edge's pet budgie
and blarghed it
"nnoooooo" said Bono
not on the
diamond sexy jeep
meanwhile zedge was
Humping Larrys leg
so larry screamed
and jumped in
a bubble pit
saying 'this sucks'
sicy grabbed wanderer
in the ass
eating soulful's brains
soulful turned zombie
and fell in
a deep hole
the hole was
|<-----------------------------------------------------THIS BIG------------------------------------------------------------------------->|
People are strange
when you're a
stranger faces look
at Salomes ball
eating popcorn on
old potbelly stoves
meanwhile they play
basstrap has a
large left kidney
and it just
fell on the
bar and drank
green men who
wanted to kiss
Basstrap on the
mouth and then
continued to kiss
eachother, then they
went to Lara's
to help her
make a really
big snowman and
then ABEL visited
and we all
took Bass to
where he sa
a really big
monkey trying to
eat his way
into the delicious
big box of
bananas. Then came
AcrobatMan who wanted
kill the monkey
but Lara said
dont kill that
they had a
another good idea
and they went
to a rock show
of our U2
Pinkfloyd saved everybody
and then Sicy
ate pinkfloyd's brains
but they tasted
like rat cakes
Which could mean
only one thing
that Sicy is
tired of brains
but not brawn
so she goes
to salsa clubs
with daafish and
does the yogurt
Missmac is speechless
and deathbear mankisses
the wanderer on
his nether regions
the wanderer screams
to no avail
what is that?
its deathbear's ass.
which makes sounds
I am cornholio!!!!!!!!
I need tp!!!
and talks back
in jesse's face
spurting out nonsense
ewww ewww ewww
ok ok ok
said deathbear's ass
he needs piercings
to match his
very feminine manicure
unfortunately for him
girls hated him
when he's sober
so he drank
until he puked
out z-edge mini-me's
and said SHAZAM!!
and z-edge appeared
to be deformed.
and skunks appeared
which forced z-edge
to Puke again
when suddenly the
WATER BACKED UP
in z-edge's pool
IT WAS FOUL
he drank it
and puked too
towards Sicy who
slapped him and
ate his brains
and then he
ran around screaming
and a huge
elephant ran by
and he bit
into a tasty
butt cheek which
which tasted like
it belonged to
something that had
huge mold growths
and it tasted
like it had
also had big
HUGE MOLD GROWTHS
and then it
began to move
so he spit
on a huge
plate and called
salome's ball walker
Sicy then cha-cha-cha-ed
And then came
a big lemon
doing the tango
together with a
mysterious creature which
sneaked out off
a large box
that contained lemons.
Then came fallingstar
who said she
wanted to dance
but needed someone
And some music
of U2 appeared
Also appeared SICY
who stopped AcrobatMan
suddenly sicy noticed
U2's on TV
and the song
was discotheque. She
danced like bellydancers
suddenly pinkfloyd came
but she kicked
his bad ass
and ate his
dark side of
breakfast lunch dinner
he then went
lots of things
including his brains
and yummy sauce
with a spoon
and two lesbians
were sitting on
an inflatable chair
but it burst
the girls flew
Into ZEdges arms
and zedge was
so excited that
his pants ripped
and he screamed
then the girls
Burst into laughter!!!
and went skinnydipping
With Jesseu2, but
but no one
excpt z-edge could
really make them
drink adult beverages
zedge put his
froggie sprinkler in
So they could
all sit on
the sprinkler and
really get a
good view of
me (JesseU2) with them (girls)
posing for pictures
for the Interference
convention for fans
and all those
who wanted to
suck lemons with
olives and dance
salsa while on
the giant lemon
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