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Old 01-31-2003, 05:12 PM   #16
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My friend's mother, who is 72, was telling my friend (her son) about her new boyfriend and the little pump they had to use to help him get an erection.

are you allowed to say that word beginning with an E in here??


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Old 01-31-2003, 05:17 PM   #17
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are you allowed to say that word beginning with an E in here??





Well if not, I'm sure Sicy's on her way over here to give me the finger.
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Old 01-31-2003, 05:19 PM   #18
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I said that out loud last night by accident I was watching tv and there is a man in the shower singing all very symbolic and all he gets to the really high notes and then you just see his wife smiling and drinking tea when hes having the time o reilly in the shower and at the bottom its says "having E problems" and I said outloud "Are you having e problems" and my mum and dad were really not too pleased
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This is a great thread....

My gramma died when I was like 4 so I don't remember her, but I remember as a kid my grandpa going out on dates. He would get all dressed up and put on colonge and he'd go out....I remember one time he said to my aunt (who was in her early twenties at the time) before he left "don't wait up " and she got all embarassed...and since I was like 6 I didn't get what he meant by it....and she wouldn't explain it to me.
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Old 01-31-2003, 06:36 PM   #20
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I really thought they were all sweet and innocent those old people and now I wont be able to look one int he eye again without laughing

But my granny curses like a trooper and she is hilarious!!!
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My grandma is 83 and her boyfriend is 87. They've known each other for a long time, but just started dating a couple years ago. He asked her to marry him - they aren't (long story) but they are damn cute. Except my grandma has a far better love life than me! She told me the doctor told him he has the body of a 50 year old. It does seem to be more love though...
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hmmm should I or shouldn't I?
prolly not, but when has it stopped me before...sorry mum.

Dad had his hip replaced last year, age 84. Pre-operation they give him a booklet with after-care and recovery advice. He got to the chapter about sex and said with a wink to mum..."looks like you have to be on top for a while dear...you don't mind do you?"
They are still in love, I'm sure.
I am convinced his life of eating fresh fish has kept his heart strong and vital.

I heard an ambulance driver on JJJ one day saying he is always getting called out to the aged care home because of all the "geriatric rumpy-pumpy" They slip in the KY jelly and do themselves an injury.
I occassionally help out in a UPA aged hostel with diversional therapy. I think it's great when a couple get together. They can be very lonely in there...so many oldies just get dumped in those places and forgotten about by their families. The old girls start wearing lipstick and dig out their pearls again..it's sweet.

I had a chuckle about someone's parents here being married for 19 years....crikey.....younguns.....it will be my 22nd wedding anniversary this year. 3 to go and I might get a pendant like the one Aragorn was treasuring in the movie I saw today.....a silver version will do me.( the two towers was better the second time indeed)

Keep your pecker up kids...it only gets better.

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I really thought they were all sweet and innocent those old people and now I wont be able to look one int he eye again without laughing
Man, I've never really thought about old people having sex before! Now I'm scandalized.
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