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omch that was so funny.

i need to see those pictures again.

and how we specially selected (for reasons i can't even remember now) a nice couple to take our picture. ten minutes before "sundries and such" was born.
 
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bonosgirl84 said:
omch that was so funny.

i need to see those pictures again.

and how we specially selected (for reasons i can't even remember now) a nice couple to take our picture. ten minutes before "sundries and such" was born.

OMch we totally were so careful about who we asked. And then it was a craptastic picture.

Drunk #1: We need batteries
Drunk #2: Lets go ask the front desk.
Drunk #1: OKKKK! :hyper:


Drunk #1: Hello
Front desk man: Hello
Drunk #1: Do you have a place that you can sell certain items? Y'know, like sundries and such?
Front desk man: :|
Drunk #2: I MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! DID YOU JUST SAY SUNDRIES AND SUCH?!?!?!
Drunk #1: Well, you know what I mean!
Drunk #2: No, I don't. (To Front Desk Man) We are just looking for some batteries.
Front Desk man: :huh:
Drunk #1 and Drunk #2: Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ha ha ha.!!!!

And then the two drunks ran off.

:giggle:
 
:applaud:

but you forgot the british part!

drunk #1: we need batteries
drunk #2: let's go find a gift shop

*drunks wander through lobby*

drunk #2: we need the kind of gift shop that sells stuff
drunk #1: yesss.

*drunks approach man*

drunk #1: excuse me, do you know if there's a little shop in here...you know, like, a little shop that sells sundries and such?
man: :|
drunk #2: we need double A batteries.
man: OH, right over there!
drunk #2: I'M SUUUUUUURE did you just say sundries and such??? what the fuck is this now, LONDON??

*drunk #1 doubles over with laughter, pees pants a bit*

drunk #2 IN MOCK-BRITISH: 'ello, do you have a lit-uhl shop that sells sundries and such?

*repeats until...*

*drunk #1 pees more, can't breathe*
 
how many times a day do you say to yourself..."step AWAY from the thread..."

:|

i should make a poll or something

:|
 
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