Oh Happy Day

[Sorgie]

notiti and I just got married!!

 

[Calluna]

Yes, it's true! I can verify this because I was the maid of honour.

Congratulations to the happy couple!

 

[notiti]

*noti kisses Sorgie.

Tee hee. I looooooove him. You just wouldn't understand...

 

[Lemon Meringue]

You got married on a Wednesday?????????

 

[notiti]

WE JUST COULDN'T WAIT ANY LONGER!!!

 

[Sorgie]

Wednesday is hump day... after all.

 

[Lemon Meringue]

Wednesday is hump day... after all.

 

[Screaming Flower]

*confused but happy

 

[Sicy]

Deathbear will not be pleased.

 

[Zoomerang96]

what sicy said.

i demand all my female friends on the forum to love me more than any other male.

i want to date all of you, except, i dont know how.

i really dont know how to do things.

i dont feel good.

calluna, i thought i was supposed to marry notits?

 

[notiti]

HA! it was all a cunning ruse to get you to admit your love for me. So is it pistols at dawn for you and Sorgie? You must smite him to win my favour.

 

[Zoomerang96]

being supremely and massively superficial, i first must inspect your naked body before deciding with i want to marry you.

looks are everything, and everything ELSE takes a backseet.

what.

sorry.

but let me examine you, ok?

 

[Sicy]

But.. you dont know how.

 

[notiti]

I'LL EXAMINE YOUR FACE!!! The ground is littered with the bones of those who have tried to see noti naked. It will crush your fragile world. So great is the power of the ham. It takes commitment in your soul to be able to cope with the amazon princess, mon frier.

 

[Zoomerang96]

But.. you dont know how.

a HAAA!!!

exactly!

i forgot....

*sighs oh well

*puts hands in both pockets and walks away while kicking the odd stone with his head down in shame

im a terrible, terrible person.

 

[notiti]

notiti and Sorgie plot the imminent emotional blackmail of Deathbear...

 

[Zoomerang96]

are you two actually getting married?!

i cant breathe.

thats it.

 

[notiti]

What's it?

 

[foray]

I am contemplating the power of ham.

foray

 

[zooropamanda]

to add to your non breathing status, furry and i are getting married next month under the mexican stars while naked, with flowers in our hair

congrats to the first happy couple